crunched my nan

european slang/saying for "something went wrong"

i failed my test and crunched my nan bruh
i got caught stealing something and crunched my nan

by gruwief December 13, 2022

crunch my nan

something a european dude says when something goes wrong

"i stubbed my toe..crunch my nan bruv"

by gruwief December 13, 2022

not nan

A Deep South slang abbreviation for:

- Not a single option is preferred
- Not a single (subject) could/would/should

Not nan one of em

by Cracker Slang September 14, 2023

nan hater

deep hatred and anger towards grandmothers; for absolutely no reason. some say it originated from an auto correct text message.

when did Alex become such a nan hater now?!

by deeeejayyyyteeejayyyy July 25, 2023

Nan

Chubby cunt

Hey look he’s a nan

by Timmythesquirrel October 16, 2019

your nan

the ULTIMATE best comeback for any argument. you will automatically win a fight every time, no matter the situation.

Girl: "You were texting MORGAN last night >:("
Boy: ".. your nan"
Everybody else: ~absolutely mind blown~

by nouno0b November 19, 2020

Ur nan

Ur “nan” ur nan is a filthy bitch

Fuck you cunt ur nan

by Haibna January 13, 2021