crunched my nan

european slang/saying for "something went wrong"

i failed my test and crunched my nan bruh
i got caught stealing something and crunched my nan

by gruwief December 13, 2022

crunch my nan

something a european dude says when something goes wrong

"i stubbed my toe..crunch my nan bruv"

by gruwief December 13, 2022

nan

a person who killed Nazi and ISIS.

my nan killed the hitler

by Yeet news November 29, 2018

ya nan flat

An insult used to hurt the feelings of the grandchild of the person you just boned till theyre flat

Ya nan flat ya wee prick

by Ctrlz.onion June 11, 2018

your nan

if you pull this card you win any argument

Other Person: You suck

You : Your nan sucks

Argument won.

by YungNicknameNigga January 21, 2019

Your nan

Someone that is usually known as very very gay or as some epic gamers would say, gæ.

Guess what

Your nan gæ lol

Your nan gæ lol

by Your nans friend January 25, 2019

Your Nan

A response used by foolish kids who think they’re hard and smart. Also a comeback that probably originated from about 2013. It’s right up there with neek at the dead response level.

Daniel: Oi bruv, what’s the time?
Jake: Your Nan.
Daniel:Suck your mum you fucking slag.

by SuckYourMum321 September 25, 2018