Baifs Nan

Baifs Nan, in other words that relates to an Aboriginal persons nan who gets done on the coffee table on the daily.

Man 1: Holy shit did you see Baifs Nan?!?!
Man 2: Yeah man, she looked fucking nice

Man 1: I would bone her all night

by Trad M8 April 1, 2019

angry nan

When someone cums on someones face so much that there face wrinkles

You can tell shes a whore, she looks like an angry nan

by The dog that is a weird colour May 15, 2016

bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.

Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.

by jammyquindle May 13, 2016

nans

shenanigans

I call nans on that story, bro.

by jesusatemysister January 24, 2018

Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024

jern nan

Jern Nan is a nerdy guy with a pair of glasses and gets socially awkward when talking to people. Despite his awkwardness, his drawing skills is on point. But there's one thing, he always like to pick up on chicks but get friend zoned really hard.

John: Hey, look at him, he is such a Jern Nan.

Jim: I know right, who can make friends with such a person like him.

by WesternDickhead December 27, 2017

ya nan

about the sexiest roughest and dirty chic you will ever meet. when u slap dat ass it ripples for centuries

wow shes ya nan

by yabadab dab September 17, 2020