there is no definition for chuck norris
1: i tried to define chuck norris
2: what happened?
1: i got roundhouse kicked and was told no one defines chuck norris but chuck norris
2: what happened?
1: i got roundhouse kicked and was told no one defines chuck norris but chuck norris
by addboy674 December 03, 2006
by your mom doesn't shit trains July 06, 2009
by pepsynoob August 07, 2009
chuck norris can speak braille.
when chuck norris gets into the water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris.
when god said, "let there be light!" chuck norris said, "say please"
when chuck norris gets into the water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris.
when god said, "let there be light!" chuck norris said, "say please"
chuck norris is kick ass!
by His Right-Hand Pinky! April 14, 2009
by ArekkusuOwnsYou September 18, 2008
He is an extremely talented actor and amazing when it comes to martial arts. He was the star of the hit TV show "Walker Texas Ranger" and then it was cancelled. He does his own stunts and has appeared in many movies. Overall he is a sucessful man and for his age very in shape. He can kick anybody's ass that's for sure.
Chuck Norris is the star in Walker Texas Ranger.
by Livi February 24, 2005
:Move to another country
:Run away and hide
:kill yourself "Chuck Norris" will cause you extreme pain
:Run away and hide
:kill yourself "Chuck Norris" will cause you extreme pain
by lsuaze June 13, 2009