Mustayeen

The greatest person ever. Makes everybody drool (guys and girls alike), but is determined to stay an eternal virgin. He is vulnerable to STDs due to his micro-penis

Friend: "Yooo look at that absolute sex magnet!"
Other Friend: "That's the holy Mustayeen bro"

by faze_mahfuzez_ash March 30, 2020

dust mustache

When an old man gives you a facial.

Knies gave her a dust mustache, eww he's old.

by SuckItYork August 26, 2016

mustachio's special

A mustachio's special is when you are taking a shit and it gets badly tangled in your anal pubes. The pain and smell is so severe you have to get a friend to trim the affected area.

Last night i went home.. it was messy. I had mustachio's special

by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010

Mustafa

The chosen one. Known for doing the impossible and only being able to define himself. he can bend any rule or doctrine without facing consequences of the common person. Mustafa transcends the confides of the negativity written on urban dictionary. Mustafa is powerful on a multidimensional scale and knows any persons negative opinion of him is just a reflection of themselves

Mustafa created the laws of multidimensional physics and can therefore bend them at will

by If you see it you receive it January 19, 2020

Mustache Spongebath

When a mustachioed man goes down on a girl. Like dipping a paint brush into a can of paint, he fills the bristles of his mustache with her lady juice. He then uses his pussy-juice soaked mustache to coat her body with her own girl cum, like a nurse cleaning a patient with a wet sponge.

Me: "Last night Sarah was feeling extra dirty so she asked me to give her a mustache spongebath."
Sarah's Mom: "What?"
Me: "Just cleaned her up a bit."

Sarah's mom: "Oh, that's nice."
Me: "You have no idea."

by Mike E. Coyne April 11, 2017

Mustajab

Plays fortnite with a literal bridge at night. Only hops on with the real niggas at 11:30. Loves hoodies. He pays for your food and is loved by everyone(almost). He uses the phrase "mane" and "Gucci Mane" in almost every sentence he uses. He's the chilliest dude and would go off on you if you disrespect him.

person1: is that mustajab?
person2: yeah bro he's so chill!

by kaka dudu March 10, 2020

Marcos Mustache

The meaning of having a dope or beautiful mustache.

That guy has a Marcos mustache he must have taken a long time to grow it.

by Itzz_yourmaster305 September 8, 2016