Mushroom Stuffing

A type of homosexual intercourse whereby a man inserts his penis into another penis and climaxes inside. Similar to the way snuffleupagus might reproduce in nature. The seemingly impossible biological properties of this act make it all the more pleasurable when actually completed.

Ohhh woha! David just tricked me into watching a video called kids in the sandbox, it looked like a regular adult film until this lady started mushroom stuffing the man with a dildo. I need to go rinse my eyes with drain-o!

by BizurdFluz December 17, 2008

mushroom list

To put someone on the mushroom list is to keep them uninformed and to feed them rubbish answers. It comes from the best conditions in which mushrooms flourish "You keep them in the dark and feed them sh.t".

I put the salesperson on the mushroom list.

by Robin Walsh May 24, 2007

Mushroom Whelp

A mushroom whelp is the aftermath of being hit in the face from ones penis. Or the raised mark left from that act.

After Sally ran her mouth, I gave her a mushroom whelp across her face.

by CoolerMan January 14, 2014

baby mushroom

a term used to describe a very small penis.

"Did you see how small that guy's weiner was?"
"Yeah man, he had a baby mushroom!"

by Tifany December 9, 2007

Mushroom Fany

The alias of Tiffany, a member of the Korean girl group, SNSD (Girls' Generation). Notoriously known for mispronouncing her nickname, "Brighter than Jewels" Tiffany, as "Brighter than Mushrooms" Tiffany; hence the nickname "Mushroom Fany." This has caught on with the SNSD fandom and has been adored by fans alike.

Tiffany: Hello! I'm "Brighter than mushrooms" Tiffany!

Fan: BWAHAHAHA!!! LOVE YOU MUSHROOM FANY!

by BREEZUSXQJY January 20, 2011

Mushroom stamp

To leave an impression of ones penis on another persons skin(Face preferably). 2. To Dick slap.(really hard)

The hoe was back talkin so i mushroom stamped her across the forehead

by don weezy July 12, 2006

Flying Mushroom Stamp

The act of forcing someone to kneel down (have them stand if they are much shorter than you), then removing all your clothes, and getting to a good distance. Once you have achieved the desired distance, you then run and jump, swinging your hips causing the head of your penis to slap them in the face, leaving a bright red imprint shaped like a mushroom.

Please exercise extreme caution when performing the Flying Mushroom Stamp. Serious injury may (and often will) occur.

I performed the Flying Mushroom Stamp on that bitch, dawg!

by Kaj Darkwind May 16, 2010