The Big Muddy

= Blumpkin + Cleveland Steamer

The Big Muddy is when you position yourself over a partner and recieve oral while simultaneously deficating on your partners chest.
I gave this chick The Big Muddy last night and man, did I have some bad diarrhea! She still cleaning out her belly button!
by PoopJ9000 June 03, 2011
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Muddy Popsicle

You take your shaft and stick it into someone’s anus and get it to coat in the brown chocolate. Then you proceed to feed it to a person
I could really use a muddy Popsicle right now
by P@ttycak3 September 20, 2023
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muddy reindeer

Muddy reindeer - verb
Muddy reindeer must be performed with a white partner but it is the action of performing anal with someone who has diarrhea then pulling out to then push the head of your penis pressing the poop into their back to make it look like muddy reindeer tracks in deep snow.
Man I took Cynthia home and gave her the muddy reindeer last night, best and worst night ever!
by Dumbderk December 18, 2016
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Muddy Buddies

Similar to eskimo brothers, except for gay men. When two or more bros have gaped the same dudes poop chute.
John was so ecstatic to tell Bill he finally reamed out Terry after the club Saturday night and they are finally Muddy Buddies!
by T-carp February 07, 2020
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Muddy Sprinkler

When you want a spicy enema (butt chugg), but you dont want to get wasted... you just want a nice tingling sensation in your innards, you grab a diet coke and a few mentos. Carefully place the mentos in your mudslide, once inserted start shaking a two liter of diet coke, open the top and sit on the bottle in one swift motion then wait for the fireworks to begin! Dont pull off too soon, because your partner can drink that up! Two girls one cup? Nah two people, one two liter... and a couple mentos. Enjoy!
Sue: Bill, grab the diet coke and mentos.
Bill: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Sue: I want you to drink my ass pop tonight.
Bill: Aye Baby! It's Muddy Sprinkler time!
by Zort4Lyfe July 14, 2021
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Muddy Waffle

A food that consistent of a waffle and pig shit. To find this is an insult that isn’t common.-
Eat a Muddy Waffle you filthy pig
by Discomation October 31, 2017
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Muddy Dutch

The act of covering yourself with feces, in most cases your own, to avoid attack by physical or sexual predators.
My last stint in prison was brutal, so many inmates wanted to get a piece of my pretty ass. I had to pull the Muddy Dutch a few times at night to keep my butt-hole tight...
by JohnnyQwest August 04, 2020
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