Wounded Moose

While sailing on a boat with a trapeze, having the skipper performs oral sex on the person on the wire.

While sailing last week I convinced my girlfriend to go bottomless on the wire. I finally got to do the Wounded Moose!

by holeyhell June 30, 2012

Feeding The moose

Feeding the moose is a better way of saying "choking the chicken" because people wont understand.

Friend- What are you doing?
Me- Nothing really, just feeding the moose, how about yourself?
Friend- What moose?
Me- Exactly.....

by KiwiPotato July 14, 2014

moose nuckles

when a guys pants are to tight in the crotch and snug up between the ball sack creating two protrusions. the male version of a camel toe.

that guy should not wear a speedo, it gives him moose nuckles!

by groupie#1 September 22, 2006

[Moose Tracks]

Best chocolatey and peanutbutter-cup ice cream in the world.

Get me a big bowl of Moose Tracks

by kabelly January 19, 2009

Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substance in the body

“You drunk right now?”
“Nah, Im sober as a moose”

by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020

Recreational Moose

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus gives the man a handjob.

She's due any day now. I'm sure going to miss those recreational moose.

by scoopadoop December 22, 2009

moose magma

The same as truffle butter but with much less consistency but fluffier and more aeration. Also described as a form of lubricant.

Moose magma is used as a condiment or a sauce(slightly tan in colour) to seafood tacos and other fishy sandwiches, also referred to as Moose Mustard

by Jimmy whoops March 3, 2018