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raging cock monger

A person who gargles more cock than they do mouth wash
by I am Rex August 10, 2009
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crab monger

a person mainly "woman" with small crab like creatures on her ho ass VJJ. its scientific name is pubic lice.condoms do not protect us dudes from crabs.
Oh my God that Crab Monger Prostitute gave me crabs ,it really ####in hurts.
by Save ur self November 7, 2010
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coffee shop monger

A person who seems to spend all their time at a coffee shop. May end up working there. Usually has long hair and reeks of coffee.
by el_quixote February 25, 2010
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chi chi monger

One who advocates the looking at women's breast (tits
chi chi Mex slang for tits
monger one who avocates
Stop staring at that girl you chi chi monger.
by Che Volay August 5, 2008
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soulless point monger

One who asks really stupid questions in AP Chemistry and gets on my nerves. AHHHHHHHH. Disgusting people. They sit there and discuss the functions of TI-89s and -83s and when the teach gives them a dumb look and a sarcastic answer they take him seriously, thinking he is trying to explain somethign to them. They think they deserve to go to Stanford or Harvard or Princeton when they really don't deserve to get into American Intercontinental online college. They don't understand that school is about learning and not about getting points. I mean who the hell gives out points in the real world. Honestly, when these people get a job and there boss says good job, they will look back with a dumbass grin and ask, "Would I have deserved an A." These people sicken me.
You soulless point monger. Get out of my sight.

"My TI-89 does integration"
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID POINT MONGER!!!!!"
by Die_Tasse February 9, 2005
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Turd Monger

One who handles turds of all shapes and sizes. A wanker or piss-ant.
guy #1: Look at that guys mullet.

guy #2: yeah, he must be a turd monger.
by greazy cheazy September 15, 2009
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