A person that tends to think adoption isn't real when he clearly knows his nephew is.
Also a person with 12 pubes with crabs.
Tiny penis.
No friends.
Also a person with 12 pubes with crabs.
Tiny penis.
No friends.
by zzZJ A K E YZzz December 5, 2011
Get the Mitchell Dunlopmug. One who has a small penis. Loves seth penis in his mouth, ear, nose, penis, and between his arm and leg. Has a Fetish for monkeys in nazi zombies. Has been to every base between 5 and 100. Likes making loud orgasm noises in his sleep.
by Bobby Lee1234 August 21, 2009
Get the Mitchell Freemug. Maddi is the grooviest, coolest, wooliest and swaggy raggy person you will ever meet ever in your life. She is super based and you should always trust her opinions because she is always right. If anyone is ever disagrees with Maddi they are wrong no matter what it's about >:(
"Yo did you see Maddison Mitchell over there haw haw"
"uh stfu Darren, Maddi is amazing"
"I wasn't making fun of her, I'm trying to rizz her up"
"uh stfu Darren, Maddi is amazing"
"I wasn't making fun of her, I'm trying to rizz her up"
by P R N C S S L H G June 8, 2023
Get the Maddison Mitchellmug. by ong fr February 2, 2023
Get the Mitchell Rogersmug. by Tonyhawkproskater7 April 10, 2019
Get the Mitchell Clarkmug. When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.
I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.
by Big Mitchell September 2, 2016
Get the The Juicy Mitchellmug. When you do a project for a foreign language class the morning it is due and don't prepare the speaking part at all but still get an A on it.
I pulled a mitchell on that French project that I presented today. I can't believe it worked!
How often do you pull a Mitchell?
I swear, pulling a Mitchell works every time for me. It's a lot better than doing it a few days before hand.... Preparation for weaks!
How often do you pull a Mitchell?
I swear, pulling a Mitchell works every time for me. It's a lot better than doing it a few days before hand.... Preparation for weaks!
by Tea Quiblaugh January 14, 2015
Get the pulling a mitchellmug.