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Smoking Mirror 

The strongest strain of weed in existence. It was grown in the gardens of Aztec emperors, and was reserved only for the royals. They called it by the name of their god of natural disasters, among other things, Tezcatlipoca.

It was said to have all been lost by the Spanish conquest, but descendants of the royals managed to grow it in secrecy. It is now kept exclusive to the Mexican drug cartel, La Familia Michoacana. Those not associated who possess it, use it, or even think of doing either, will be hunted down and killed.
Some say Smoking Mirror is worth the death that will follow using it.
Smoking Mirror by Sleeping Willow January 25, 2011
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Smoking Mirror 

The most potent weed ever. Originated in the Aztecs. Smoke is Pure White. The mexican gangs are the only one who still grow it making it insanely rare. Sometimes some slips out of Mexico though. The only states to have smoking mirror are, California, Maryland, and New York.
Damn yo you got that smoking mirror?! That shits hella rare!
Smoking Mirror by k+j January 25, 2011

emo mirror picture 

its just a regular picture...of a person...but some loser wanted to say that it makes you emo to do that.
yoda : emo mirror picture...its just a picture...get it through ur thick heads..geesh.

Reversing Mirror 

1. n. A term when in an argument, and you are reversing everything the other person is saying in an attempt to get them to fault in their own argument. You are also probably holding up a mirror in front of your face towards the other person to emphasize this. (It works well in some arguments.)

2. n. A certain mystical item used to reverse the effects of other certain mystical items used by the opponent. Such as, if one used the Serpent's Tail and become ghost-like when passing through walls and such, the reversing mirror would reverse this, and the person will be solid. A ghost that uses this, will become solid as well.

3. n. A mirror that you would want to break, because instead of 7 years of bad luck, it'll give you 7 years of good luck.
1.

Woman: Why must you always do this, that and this other thing that you always do!
Man *holding a mirror*: Why must you always do this, that, and this other thing that you always do!
Woman: *cue frustration, and storming off*

2.
Fighter 1: *goes into give a punch in the face*
Fighter 2: *uses the Reversing Mirror, opponent punches self in the face.*

3.
Dojo: Hah! You broke a mirror! Now you'll have 7 years of bad luck! IN YOUR FACE! 8D
Wuya: Actually, since it's the reversing mirror, I'll have 7 years of good luck. |)
Dojo: o-o, *runs*
Reversing Mirror by TanorFaux December 27, 2011

knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :( 

an asdfmovie animation about a guy who tells himself a knock-knock joke while looking at a mirror then claims he is lonely.
asdfmovieguy: knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

Ugly Mirror 

A mirror, usually set in a bathroom, that makes you look worse than you actually do. This can be due to bad lighting, warps in the mirror, or a number of other causes.
I should have checked to see if this house had an ugly mirror before moving in.
Ugly Mirror by evanrose_ August 27, 2009

rear view mirror 

A rear view mirror is when your current sexual partner is a dook chute doppelganger as a previous partner
I dont know if I miss Tina or what but when Jessica bends and spreads its like im looking in a rear view mirror