Miranda Milf

The best type of Milf ever. A Milf who isn't a mom.

Guy: Omg she's such a Miranda Milf!

Guy 2: Yeah she has big tits.

by Mumps6667 January 23, 2023

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Miranda

Is very short and and very the big gay but is amazing in every way. She's cute, funny, smart but also can be brain dead sometimes. They're the most beautiful person on planet earth and will make you feel absolute amazing. They're very precious and talented in their own way and should be treated in the best of bestest ways possible otherwise may your soul have mersey from what this devil shall give you. They're very kind and supportive and caring and have a glorious soul and deserve every piece of love the world has to give. Don't break her heart cause you'll never find a woman more epic and wife material than her <3

Is that a queen slaying or is it a Miranda

by WolvesCB September 20, 2021

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Miranda

Miranda is the goth girl I've ever seen, as a Starbucks worker she spits in your drink, and as a taco bell employee she squirts in your food. She is the definition of a goth muscle mommy and will grab your balls and rip them in half (in a good way). She will also suck the living soul out of you just to collect your sperm for her minions of evil. She loves death core and will blast your ear drums out and lick the blood from your ears. She has that gorilla goth grip and will fuck you with her feet at anytime. In this relationship, you are the little sub and she is the Dom mommy. She is also the most amazing person you will ever meet and will love you forever.

Simp 1: Miranda pegged the fuck out of me last night it was so hot
Simp 2; Yeah man she spit in my coffee and squirted on my burrito
Simp 3: That aint she she ripped one of my balls out and then kicked me out, apparently she sucked the blood off of the floor when I left too

All together: Miranda dominate me!

by DOUCHE PICKLE 21 October 9, 2023

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