Miranda

Is someone who tells you they will be right there or be right back but never show up.

Dude you just got Miranda's, she aint coming back.

by anonymous August 22, 2025

Miranda Noelle

A girl who is all around smart, funny, beautiful, amazing, and well just perfect. She makes you smile and laugh all the time. She's the one thing keeping you happy and sane. One of the most affable people I know. She warms my heart and is my everything. She means the world to me and always will

Miranda Noelle doesn't need an example, she is just that good.

by willpost August 27, 2011

Miranda

Miranda is a nice person, most likely lesbian (if they identify as a girl in the first place) and has lots of good friends. Miranda might also have some traumatic moments in her life causing things like PTSD. Miranda is a good friend to anybody who is nice to her

Damn, aparently Miranda has a huge crush on that one girl.

by NotWhoYouKnow August 26, 2022

Hailey and Miranda

the best pair of friends youll ever find. hailey also wants ice cream from mirandas house but she says no.

Hailey and miranda: friends

Hailey: can i come over and have icecream?

Miranda: no.

Hailey: ok sybau

by imyourking June 9, 2025

The Miranda special

A sex act that involves perking off a guy using your feet and elbows, so you don't get your hands dirty because you have to make coffee. Then at the end you'll throw an iced caramel macchiato in their face

This guy was being a total ass, so I gave him the Miranda special

by Den18 April 18, 2025

Noah Miranda Disorder

The act of playin elden ring too much that you forget to shower. Originated in Houston, Texas 2021 shortly following the release of Elden Ring.

“Noah you smell like shit”

“Yeah I think i got Noah Miranda Disorder”

by BootySmegma May 20, 2022

Miranda

Miranda is the goth girl I've ever seen, as a Starbucks worker she spits in your drink, and as a taco bell employee she squirts in your food. She is the definition of a goth muscle mommy and will grab your balls and rip them in half (in a good way). She will also suck the living soul out of you just to collect your sperm for her minions of evil. She loves death core and will blast your ear drums out and lick the blood from your ears. She has that gorilla goth grip and will fuck you with her feet at anytime. In this relationship, you are the little sub and she is the Dom mommy. She is also the most amazing person you will ever meet and will love you forever.

Simp 1: Miranda pegged the fuck out of me last night it was so hot
Simp 2; Yeah man she spit in my coffee and squirted on my burrito
Simp 3: That aint she she ripped one of my balls out and then kicked me out, apparently she sucked the blood off of the floor when I left too

All together: Miranda dominate me!

by DOUCHE PICKLE 21 October 9, 2023