A game that fucking dumb ass 12 year old kids play to have role play sex and when their brother comes into the room they say, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT" and then the dumbass boy steals your girlfriend and screams whenever he loses his diamonds
by Link2MyPast November 13, 2017
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Grandma: whats that you playing dear
me: slaps grandma, as i pull out a dimand sord to banish her to the underworld
Grandma: whats that you playing dear
me: slaps grandma, as i pull out a dimand sord to banish her to the underworld
by your dad's mom is your sister November 23, 2019
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make a wish kid:Mommmm! can I get minecraft?
mom:shut the fuck up you ebola looking fuck!!
make a wish kid:alright i'll just play mincraft lite...
mom:damn right you fucking bitch that aint nuttin but a faggot that doesnt know wut weed is!
mom:shut the fuck up you ebola looking fuck!!
make a wish kid:alright i'll just play mincraft lite...
mom:damn right you fucking bitch that aint nuttin but a faggot that doesnt know wut weed is!
by fortniteisgey June 10, 2019
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