mikey

a typical guy with the smallest willy to exist but yet says it is bigger

“ mikey has a small willy, but always says it’s 4inches”

“ he has a small willy, he must me a mikey”

by unknown123976 April 8, 2022

mikey

a rude, disrespectful, ungrateful, bastard, stinky face, poopee head, smelly not funny, and sucks at video games, cannot play roblox epic minecraft ps2 skate 3 minigames on fortbloxcraft2.0 at all, he is so bad, he is only 5 feet tall and likes children

there is no reason to waste time writing about anyone with the name mikey

by siixela May 2, 2021

Mikey The Dog

Sexy little mut with a tight ass. Always happy to see you and always begging for food. Perhcance. the dog may also crawl

I wanna Fuck Mikey The Dog

by IloveMattsDog March 20, 2025

Mikey

A fat bastard.

Mikey is a fat bastatd.

by Applepsp May 16, 2020

Mikey

A Mikey is a rolliepolly of a guy - a cute little Oompa Loompa you just want to put in a kitchen cupboard and take out to tickle every so often when you’re seeking amusement. Although timid at first, a Mikey - when sufficiently aroused - can be quite vivacious.

I want to pull that Mikey out of the cupboard and tickle him like a little Oompa Loompa.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Mikey

Mikey is an overall junk boy allways shoving food up his throat and can never catch him without food down his throat

Omg he is eating again?
I know hes such a mikey

by Boris-johnson34 June 15, 2020

Mikey williams

Nba basketball player fiancé to Ariel and they share a child River Creek Williams.

“Hey you know Mikey Williams the nba basketball player, he belong to Ariel not Nia”

by Ariinationn December 9, 2021