Mikes-Hotel-Hand

A two fingered gesture when you want others to move.

“As we pulled up at the hotel we saw the window of the Emira open and Mikes-Hotel-Hand slide out telling us where to park.”

by RS Grant February 27, 2024

Mikesurvivor

A Mikevictim AU that isn't used very often. Where Michael Afton survives the bite instead of William making a robot version of him.

"Yeah Mikebot is cool, but I think Mikesurvivor is better."

by Forggi February 28, 2024

Mikestimate

A Mikestimate or Mikestimation is similar and yet opposite to a guesstimate ( an estimate usually made without adequate information) as A mikestimate is a guess with complete and utter “BLIND” accuracy and is always with 100% certainty absolute correct down to the 100th milemeter.

“Did you mikestimate that?”
“Yeah but it’s as close as a bees c*ck as you’ll ever be!”

by Adventureant June 13, 2024

Mikesell

Mikesell a person, place or thing.
What a mikesell that isn't what's supposed to happen.
Gosh that dude was a mikesell watch out.

Or something you remembered to be different then what's in front of you that was a mikesell move.

Mikesell is like a Wednesday in the middle of the week. A mikesell is a half assed person, place or thing.

A mikesell is what you get.

by Keepitrealfactfinder December 6, 2025

The Mikes Way

A bold and bizarre culinary-inspired climax, The Mike’s Way is a sex move for those with a twisted sense of humor and a love for sandwiches. Just as you’re about to finish, you theatrically toss shredded lettuce, tomato slices, and chopped onions onto your partner like a human hoagie—because nothing says passion like a produce explosion. Timing is everything: make it rain veggies as you climax for the full sub shop experience.

Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)

🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.

My Girl and I had it The Mikes Way last night, I'm still finding lettuce shreds on my bed.

by Tub_Toast July 12, 2025