The red, scratched-up leftovers of a mans nutsack after an extreme session of scratching said nutsack. its usually raw and sensitive to any and all outside contact.
Man 1: "Hey Todd, any idea why Marks walking funny"
Man 2: "Hey Jeff, yeah, Marks got midnight nuggets"
Man 2: "Hey Jeff, yeah, Marks got midnight nuggets"
by TheBallsOnFire November 29, 2017
Get the midnight nuggetsmug. When a prostitute works all day, let’s every man ejaculate inside her, then allows her final customer to insert a straw to drink a very well mixed protein slushy.
by Temsiq August 9, 2021
Get the Midnight Slushymug. The act of awakening in the middle of the night and suddenly remebering that you failed to accomplish something during the day (request from boss, spouse, teacher, etc.) This is usually followed by forgetting to do it again the following day as well, hence the cycle continues.
by Shayg630 April 25, 2010
Get the Midnight Epiphonymug. Getting a super awesome handy from someone with very hairy and ape-like knuckles. This has been known to cause immediate release from the softness of the knuckle hair.
I met John last night, and after a few tequila shots, he gave me a Midnight Harry in the bathroom style. Slept like a baby that night.
by ChickenPho October 13, 2019
Get the Midnight Harrymug. Midnight Lila is a term referring to the Lila you attempt to interact with after around 11 o'clock at night. Midnight Lila is prone to insulting you in ways that daytime Lila had never even considered...and, therefore, is much more interesting.
by Kristoff Bjorgman July 23, 2020
Get the midnight Lilamug. by Museumslacks March 26, 2022
Get the Midnight Creepermug. when your dog in the background making erodic noises wile you stick 3 metal or steel bars up your anus in the midnight
by ughhhhh February 20, 2018
Get the midnight wormholemug.