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Messy Kyle

A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".
Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*
by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022
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messy organization

1. Being able to find anything whenever you need it even though your room or house is a total wreck.

2. Your room has been messy long enough that you remember where you throw all of your junk and can find it without having to clean your room.
Damn! My room is such a wreck so long that I've gotten used to messy organization!
by gm12 September 22, 2013
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Messy Jessy

Some who is immensely smart, beautiful and perfect every way.
I wish I could be like Messy Jessy
by Currymuncha1887 August 27, 2023
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Messy donut

A pig that rolls around in the mud for too long before fucking a pigeon.
Damn did you see that guy, he is a total messy donut!
by Sandwich69 August 11, 2022
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Messy Queen

A pejorative term used in queer communities of color to identify a fellow member more focused on using social gatherings to spread discord and dysfunction than love and community, Often times creating drama where none natural occurs.
Friend 1: “who all going to be there?”
Friend 2: “just me and Andy”
Friend 1: “Chile, I can’t with that one. She’s a messy queen who’s always starting some sh**.”
by Elder sayings September 24, 2023
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Messi

Messi Sucks And Ronaldos The Goa5
Messi Or Should I Say Pessi Is Not The Goat
by CameraWowo August 29, 2023
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