Messy Jessy

Some who is immensely smart, beautiful and perfect every way.

“I wish I could be like Messy Jessy”

by Currymuncha1887 August 27, 2023

Messy Kyle

A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".

Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*

by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022

Messy donut

A pig that rolls around in the mud for too long before fucking a pigeon.

Damn did you see that guy, he is a total messy donut!

by Sandwich69 August 11, 2022

Messy Queen

A pejorative term used in queer communities of color to identify a fellow member more focused on using social gatherings to spread discord and dysfunction than love and community, Often times creating drama where none natural occurs.

Friend 1: “who all going to be there?”
Friend 2: “just me and Andy”
Friend 1: “Chile, I can’t with that one. She’s a messy queen who’s always starting some sh**.”

by Elder sayings September 24, 2023

Messy, stressy, and depressy

When you are a stressed and depressed mess.

I am feeling so messy, stressy, and depressy! FML.

It sucks but I am just messy, stressy, and depressy.

by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023

Messy Boots

When someone is stirring the pot of drama, it is also known as being shady.

Wheeewww, Ms.Quad was being messy boots earlier when she got a private investigator.

by BBCin dis b October 31, 2023

Messy Bottom

someone who is homosexual and does the bending and overall gossips.

Person 1: person 3 has been talking bad about you

Person 2: fr?! such a messy bottom

by Marieeeeeeeeeeea February 28, 2024