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melon head

ones head that is shaped in the size of a melon. one ugly stupid tag along with very bad acne resembling a hens ass with the body of a ethiopian crossed with a somalian. yellow teeth dragon breath mutherfucka.
melon u fuckin tag along. suck my dong.
by Luke Gill January 7, 2005
mugGet the melon headmug.

'mazin melon

A drink made by hawiian punch that contains heroin that makes you addicted to it
Dam I need a fix of Mazin Melon
by Katoon May 9, 2003
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Holy Melon

Of this plant there are various kinds, the Egyptian Holy Melon, the Holy Cucumis chate, which has been called "the queen of cucumbers;" the Holy Melon, the Cucurbita citrullus; and the common or flesh melon, the Holy Cucumis melo. "A traveller in the East who recollects the intense gratitude which a gift of a slice of Holy Melon inspired while journeying over the hot and dry plains, will readily comprehend the regret with which the Hebrews in the Arabian desert looked back upon the Holy Melons of Egypt" (Kitto).
Girl: I'm so tired and dry. I haven't been ridden in months.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.
by MelonMan420 December 2, 2019
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bitter melon

A person who is extremely jealous of every single person living on planet earth who decides to not help someone in need because they’ve done a duty for their own benefit the night prior.
Omg that thot is such a bitter melon. She said she doesn’t want to help the bride because she cut onions for herself the night before.
by bubsters March 9, 2018
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Mayo melon

Someone EXTREMELY saucy and fruity

Often names beginning with j hehe

Very suss baka

R.i.p that pussy ayeee
Person 1: yo jacks comin

Person 2: vv sus deffo a mayo melon
by LOZZABOZZA June 9, 2021
mugGet the Mayo melonmug.

fudge-meloned

I was so drunk on wine last night that I didn't even care when Jeremy fudge-meloned me.
by Keith Ordan March 10, 2017
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