ones head that is shaped in the size of a melon. one ugly stupid tag along with very bad acne resembling a hens ass with the body of a ethiopian crossed with a somalian. yellow teeth dragon breath mutherfucka.
by Luke Gill January 7, 2005

by Katoon May 9, 2003

Of this plant there are various kinds, the Egyptian Holy Melon, the Holy Cucumis chate, which has been called "the queen of cucumbers;" the Holy Melon, the Cucurbita citrullus; and the common or flesh melon, the Holy Cucumis melo. "A traveller in the East who recollects the intense gratitude which a gift of a slice of Holy Melon inspired while journeying over the hot and dry plains, will readily comprehend the regret with which the Hebrews in the Arabian desert looked back upon the Holy Melons of Egypt" (Kitto).
Girl: I'm so tired and dry. I haven't been ridden in months.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.
by MelonMan420 December 2, 2019

by That Guy Who is COol and stuff October 20, 2016

A person who is extremely jealous of every single person living on planet earth who decides to not help someone in need because they’ve done a duty for their own benefit the night prior.
Omg that thot is such a bitter melon. She said she doesn’t want to help the bride because she cut onions for herself the night before.
by bubsters March 9, 2018

Someone EXTREMELY saucy and fruity
Often names beginning with j hehe
Very suss baka
R.i.p that pussy ayeee
Often names beginning with j hehe
Very suss baka
R.i.p that pussy ayeee
by LOZZABOZZA June 9, 2021

by Keith Ordan March 10, 2017
