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McDonalds 

A fast food joint that everyone seems to hate, for no real reason.

- For people saying that it is a dirty place, you are wrong. I work there, and the bosses keep the place clean like a neurotic raccoon would.
- And for all those clueless ass holes saying shit like 'ewww its not even real beef/chicken/whatever.' No darling of course its not, we use the fake beef that doesnt exist. -sarcasm-.
Of course its real...seriously.

- No their beef isnt the most healthy thing, but the chicken isnt too bad. Just dont eat a lot of it.
- And for the picky customer that orders like this. "ill take the double quarter pounder with no cheese, an extra pickle, no mayonaise and salt but no pepper", don't crack the shits when we fuck it up, we actually don't have time to make it perfect, we try , but we have to keep the line moving. And if we did take an extra minute to make it properly, then you would be whinging at us for taking too long.
- And no, its not degrading in anyway for someoen to work at mcdonalds. It's extremely well known and recognized in the business industry, they also train you very very well.

Stop whinging, If you don't like it, dont ever step inside a Mcdonalds again.
Person 1: OMG mcdonalds is sooo bad lyk they dont even use real MEAT! its FAKE!

Person 2:: what do they use then?

Person 1: ears! and toe meat!

Person 2: *sigh and eye roll*
McDonalds by hugeeeedick November 3, 2010

McDonalds 

"McDonalds" "I know your running a fade."
McDonalds by J Monheezy My Neezy November 23, 2003

McDonalds 

heaven on earth for michael.
michael: how much wuld it cost to buy out the whole place?
McDonalds by anonymous December 7, 2004

McDonalds 

Where mandems hang out in there Vauxhall corsa
Hey mandem I'll meet you in McDonalds car park in ma pimping corsa.
McDonalds by Severingshrimp August 4, 2017

McDonalds 

a place where the fat spawn, nerds go TO spawn, and cows go TO DIEEEEEEEE
Joe: did you know mcdonalds killed 100000000000000000
cows in the past week/

Bob: shut upppppp
McDonalds by onewhodies November 17, 2010

McDonalds 

It's a freaking fast-food where people get fatter and fatter over and over again. It's dangerous.
-I'll bring you some McDonalds!
- OMG YASSSS!
McDonalds by Sherine. July 10, 2017