Masturbate more May

"Masturbate more May" is the opposite of "No nut November" except it is happening in May. The challenge is that you Jerk off or masturbate every day.

Masturbate more May is feels sooo good

by FeetusYeetusDeletus69420 November 7, 2020

Masturbate

A fancy way to say fap.
Meaning:

Get off by touching; mostly rubbing your crotch, groin, dick or pussy vigorously

The chickenhead masturbated as she watched her master fuck a bimbo

by Alvina'ssourpussy March 19, 2021

Masturbate

What to do when you have nothing to do during quarantine
Something to do with your friends

Mom, I'm cumming! I am the <ah> masturbate master you know.

by jewish rebel March 31, 2021

Masternate

When you smoked too much weed then cough and throw up

Masternate: When you smoked too much weed then cough and throw up

Nate’s in the parking lot masternating again.

by Caleb@oddly February 21, 2022

mentally masturbate

When one is confused and spends more time then necessary mulling over the multitude of variables that come into play when making decisions.
Much like self pleasuring, the vast amount of thoughts that pertain to the situation in which you are trying to make the decision flood or overwhelm your thought process/senses thereby causing you to become consumed with nonsensical thoughts that end up wasting yours and others time.

When Joe finally caught up with the rest of the gang they wondered what had taken him so long,

he replied 'I had to listen to Amy mentally masturbate over which iphone cover to buy'

by Chilcotin Buddha January 7, 2014

National masterbation day of Noah

December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7

Omg I forgot it’s national masterbation day of Noah.

by Noahthemyth December 11, 2021

PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

The emotinal feeling of regret and depression right after one gets done masterbating.

I just spanked my monkey to some scat porn, now I have PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

by MolestingForJesus August 17, 2016