Chinese marbling

When a girl is proforming fillatio and twists your testicles into testicular torsion.

she was Chinese marbling me and i have to goto the doctor.

by kodiak2448 December 27, 2014

The Maryland Mount

When a partner shoves a flesh light up their partners ass and uses the flesh light to pleasure them selves

Mark: Hey Maddy, you up to try The Maryland Mount tonight?
Maddy: Mmmmm~ Lovely!

by Felixxtheviking April 21, 2018

Sand marlin

The giant fish that you hook but never land

Caught a massive sand marlin...

It could of been a rock that snaps your line, but who can prove it.

by Sandmarlin August 17, 2018

The Maryland Gobble

When a man puts Maryland Blue Crab dip on his penis and it get gobbled off by the opposite sex.

We went to dinner and got the Maryland Blue Crab dip, when we went home we turned on Netflix, I commenced to put the dip on my penis and she gobbled it up. The Maryland Gobble was achieved.

by Savage1222RB March 7, 2022

brunswick maryland

Hills, whores, and liquor stores a railroad town made up of rednecks,punkrockers, skateboarders, and jocks. 10 minutes from Virginia and West Virginia so you do the math.

Them Brunswick Maryland girls will beat you up

by Jinx420 March 28, 2022

Florida Marlins fans

A small but dedicated group of diehards who didn't jump ship after the marlins decided to get rid of their world series lineup in '03. I'm not talking about the bandwagon fans that only show up when the fish make the playoffs, I'm talking about the folks that show up at games against the phillies where there are often more phillies fans. Unlike bandwagon phillies fans,marlins fans know about baseball and actually pay attention to the game

The Florida Marlins, '97 and '03 world champions. Getting a sweet new stadium next year that should attract more fans to the games. True Florida marlins fans are some of the most dedicated fans around.

by John Dill July 7, 2011

blindsiding the marlin

well a marlin is a swordfish, so the closest thing a man has to a sword is his penis.
To blindside the marlin (where it cannot see) would be to headbutt the tip of the cock during fellatio.

"dude after she blew me, she totally caught me off guard, blindsiding the marlin."

by susanismyalias January 5, 2010