A wise old nany that will clean your house no matter what. She can sometimes be a bit stubborn and grumpy but she is a great person when she is in the mood. She wakes up at 4:00 am every day and on Sunday’s she ubers to the mall. She hates Lyft. She is caring with your friends but sometimes mean to her clients. She calls Brodys brother and she never hurts you physically. She is in great shape for her age. She is in her 80s but she still has not lost her hair and it is not at all white. She is not married but has two daughters. Her full name is Maria. I recommend a nany named Mari.
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All of the people she meets immediately get that she's special. No words could describe how pure and good this person is, but perhaps it is better that way.
If you happen to have a Marie in your life, you better hold on as much as you can, because you're lucky to have her, and not the opposite. She knows who she is, and she probably knows who you are better than yourself.
And i haven't even started on how attractive she is : her eyes are like the ocean, her skin like silk, and her breasts are as conforting as an afternoon sunshine. One day she'll kiss you good night and make you feel like you're an innocent kid again, and the other she'll turn you on like she knows exactly what she's doing. Every night you will fall in love again with her, and every day you will thank fate for having her in your story.
All of the people she meets immediately get that she's special. No words could describe how pure and good this person is, but perhaps it is better that way.
If you happen to have a Marie in your life, you better hold on as much as you can, because you're lucky to have her, and not the opposite. She knows who she is, and she probably knows who you are better than yourself.
And i haven't even started on how attractive she is : her eyes are like the ocean, her skin like silk, and her breasts are as conforting as an afternoon sunshine. One day she'll kiss you good night and make you feel like you're an innocent kid again, and the other she'll turn you on like she knows exactly what she's doing. Every night you will fall in love again with her, and every day you will thank fate for having her in your story.
Je t'aime, Marie
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