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whale shark maneuver

a whale shark maneuver is when a girl opens up her vagina as wide as possible and then a guy shits right inside the girl's vagina
Dude, me and Felicia were so drunk last night we tried the whale shark maneuver.
by backpackkid October 22, 2019
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Young Maneuver

When you’re riding your significant other doggy style (on your knees) and you lean back into the bucking bronco and blow your knee out...while passionately pulling your spouses hair as the “reins”.
I was so ramped up from being away for the weekend I pulled a young maneuver!
by Sargento2020 February 3, 2021
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G maneuver

Science your a dumbass just stop falling for this shit Jesus Christ
The G maneuver is still in fundamental retard
by You’re so retarded February 2, 2023
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The Uber Maneuver

When the sexy is boring so you flip her around to engage in doggy-style to free a hand to call an Uber to pick her up immediately.
She as crazy as she looks?

No … I had pulled the Uber maneuver. We both took 3 min
by billybaru September 13, 2022
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Maloney Maneuver

Believing so deeply in propaganda and lies to forward an agenda that one lashes out at anyone and everyone who proves one wrong and deceptive.
Did you see that politician melt down and insult everyone he could name? He pulled a real Maloney Maneuver.
by Elmer Champs March 22, 2024
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Financial Defensive Maneuver

an unnecessary task that most other people will not do, done to secure one’s self financially or to gain some kind of extra wealth.

An action one does to secure themselves financially.
Rob: Where were you last night?
Tom: I was uh...
Rob: You didn't sleep with Barb did you?!!!
Tom: IT WAS A FINANCIAL DEFENSIVE MANEUVER!
Rob: Oh, thats ok then.
by theTERM-INATORcre March 7, 2010
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Oops Maneuver

If you are having trouble convincing your woman to try anal sex, then the oops maneuver is for you.

This works best if she is unsure about it, but is still curious. This also works best in doggystyle position, because the chances of getting caught attempting the oops maneuver is slim to none. Simply put her in position, get behind her, rubbing your cock on her pussy lips. Then as you go to push it in, "accidentally" let it slip a half inch upwards and into her butthole. Push just hard enough to get your head in (or if she has a tight asshole, so she notices), but not so hard that it looks that you intended for that. Act surprised, even apologize jokingly if need be, but don't remove your dick from her ass. Ask if she likes it, while slowly pushing in deeper. If she says no, then stop. You don't want rape charges. If she says yes, then mission accomplished.
Greg: Stacy wasn't putting out last night. I tried getting her to let me ram her ass hole, but she refused.
Derek: Did you try the oops maneuver?
Greg: No. Gonna do that tonight.
by Papa Stacks January 22, 2014
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