maggie brandt

A jerk butt titface

You know that guy you don't like? At least he's not Maggie Brandt.

by HomegirlBooty December 20, 2017

saggy maggy

a person who has grown significant fat rolls around their middle/waist/arms, any part of the body really and who feel the need to sit there with clothes that are far too tight and lean over showing their stretch marks to the world

a saggy maggy is someone who has ate too many burgers or "all the pies" as they say in wigan

by shelley aka saggy maggy March 14, 2007

Maggie Bashford

One of the most amazing girls I have ever met. She is absolutely beautiful, has a great personality, and always knows how to make me laugh. She loves to play Minecraft and is obsessed with her little dog Rambo.

Maggie Bashford, will you be my girlfriend?

by reidabook April 17, 2013

Making a Maggie

Named after "Maggie"

The act of Bumbling about.
Hissing when burping.
and/or poor English pronunciation

Making a Maggie pronunciation: - JIZZ I tore my CHURCH (Geez, I tore my shirt.)

by The Other Mother April 3, 2011

Maggie-G

When you think that you’re blessed with constant orgasms, but then you realize when the doctor tells you it’s actually maggots tickling you G-spot, because you used mayonnaise for lubrication.

There are maggots tickling my g-spot, I’m having another Maggie-G.

by Thismustbeauniqueusername August 3, 2019

slaggy maggie

Girl from west end of town, rough loose and loves a cock in her bum usually one of her best friends fellas, cute innocent looking and owns a staffie dog

She's a slaggy Maggie

by Blackpoolfc3212 July 31, 2016

The Zheng Maggie

The Zheng Maggie is a women-eating creature living upon the city of North Augusta. Her diet consists of virgin women. Her enemies: Zheng Maggie kills or harms humans that clarify as “straight”.

The Zheng Maggie is a woman-eating creature.

by Your madresita December 14, 2021