Machayes

A person, most commonly a redhead, who obsessively flirts with girls yet never has successs. Also, this persons penis is exceptionally out of proportion.

That tall kid, Machayes was all over sophmore chicks but his small penis and pungent odor turned them off.

by thecaper June 10, 2011

MacGuyver lifter

A person in the gym who uses machines not for their intended purpose. They improvise and do a different exercise than the equipment was designed for.

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Hey look at that MacGuyver lifter. Why he is standing on the shoulder press machine to do calves? He is soo weak. Does he even lift?

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by joejoe1420 September 17, 2012

machelor

A potential male suitor you would meet on match.com

I'm trying to narrow down my potential machelors. He was not the right machelor for me.

by beki6 May 26, 2014

macaualy

just a bit of a twat that you cant seem to hate

macaualy, i cant stay mad at you bruh

by caldog March 15, 2015

Macha move

A situation that's defined when the person tells us he's going to the passport office but in reality just waking off to creepers.

I.e that's such a macha move, Always ditching in the last moment.

by Ftome12 August 31, 2020

Machel

Machel is a handsome man with a huge cock. He makes all the girls horny. He likes nice asses but perfers personality and face. He is outgoing and likes to spend time with others, yet when is around others he still feels alone.

Girl 1: Damn I'm horny all of a sudden.
Girl 2: Yeah fr, me too gurl. What the hell is going on?
Girl 1: Ohh, it's Machel, who came in the room. I want to fuck him so badly.
Girl 2: Omg you too!?

by African_Machel November 21, 2021

Reverse Macaulay Culkin

A sexual act whereby an angry woman takes a man's seed in her hands, spreads it around them, and slaps it on the man's cheeks, resulting in his scream similar to the famous scene from Home Alone.

That asshole cheated on me! Well, the joke will be on him when I pull a reverse Macaulay Culkin!

by awboy November 22, 2011