march moustache madness

a time when any crazy moustache is acceptable. the name comes from march madness

-dude are you really gonna participate in march moustache madness?

by captain cecil paul March 26, 2008

Mustache Ride

When a woman rides your face with her vagina.

Who wants a mustache ride?

by WAC February 16, 2003

Mustache Ride

A guilty pleasure most women share.

Women want you to think mustaches mar male facial aesthetics but in reality they all just wanna perpetrate a deep, orgasm-inducing grind on that Selleck, Handlebar, or Swanson.

Clean-shaven men should watch out--this is the age of the Mustache Ride.

Jack: Ride that stache, ride that stache, whatever possessed you to ride that stache? You said it was a turn off!
Esmeralda: I don't know what came over me, baby! Please forgive me.
Jack: Maybe after the wax works its way off your peach, you'll have lived down this fateful mustache ride.

by Gus Arnold June 7, 2013

Finger moustache

To tattoo a moustache on the inside or outside of your finger, most commonly the index-finger, and placing it under your nose.

Oh my, look at Stacy, she is flashing her finger moustache.

by PhilipSkovgaardDK February 23, 2009

porn moustache

aka porn 'stash

the close and neatly trimmed moustache not extending beyond lips word by adult film actors, especially Ron Jeremy

Buck told friends he was an actor, but they could tell he was only in stag films because of his telltale porn stash.

by chromedome December 7, 2003

angry red moustache

When some sick twisted guy tries to pull a bizarre sadistic sex move he read about on urban dictionary and the intended victim kicks him square in the face and gives him a double nosebleed.

I am so sick of guys thinking all their angy suchandsuch jokes are so funny. They make me want to go mortal kombat on them and jump kick them an angry red moustache.

by Free Bitch Baby July 31, 2010

dirty mustache

When a man with a mustache jerks off too violently and cums all over his lip fur.

Joe came to work today with a dirty mustache, he must have forgotten to clean up when he was done.

by Cuntpuntking January 4, 2014