Gutter munted

To be so intoxicated that all motor contol ceases and you end up passing out. Typically occurring on the roadside, footpath, or public park.

Barnaby was properly gutter munted last Wednesday

by Scarbs73 February 11, 2024

Cock Munting

The act of connecting the vas deferens of a dead mans ballsack to the urethera then stomping on the balls until the testicles are completely powderized, then sucking the testicle powder out of the dick. Kind of like drinking a drink from a straw.

Me and Harry were Cock Munting a homeless man last night because his dumb nigger ass asked for spare change.

by asghtryssd August 3, 2024

Munt

When you have sex with a corpse and a horrible liquid comes out, the name of the liquid is munt.

Dude that corpse just fuckin munted!

Bro you smell like munt!

by lorry2500 March 8, 2024

National Munt Day

September 12th, is national munt day

Isaiah: today is national munt day
Keaton: thank god they just buried my grandma

by W. S. May 14, 2024

Munt

Not to be confused with mint. When you have intercourse with a corpse and a horrible liquid comes out. That liquid is called “munt”.

Ew dude you smell like munt!

by lorry2500 March 8, 2024

Poisoned Rat Munting

An action where 1 person proceeds to poison and kill a rat and then proceededs to munt on the rats dead corpse to get the biggest high of their life

Hey Eli I found the Dead poisoned rat want to got Poisoned rat munting?!

by Mr. Rat Gooner December 12, 2024

Munted

To do something badly or incomplete.
Too do something extremely bad.
To break something not yours

Wow that guy Munted my bong when he dropped it

by Meswein February 5, 2020