A man cunt
Subject but not limited to men named Craig, men 5’10 or shorter, men with small hands, men that are balding but don’t bick their head, men that have never been married and are over 40 years of age, men that finish quickly and don’t return the favor, shallow men, and men that are from Connecticut.
Subject but not limited to men named Craig, men 5’10 or shorter, men with small hands, men that are balding but don’t bick their head, men that have never been married and are over 40 years of age, men that finish quickly and don’t return the favor, shallow men, and men that are from Connecticut.
Craig fucked me in a parking lot on our first date then got turned off the next day when he found out he wasn’t the only guy I’ve slept with on the first date. What a munt!
by Lizalini September 29, 2018

by Jackmore October 6, 2008

Lathering your bean or dingaling in spit/juice and flicking it really fast so it makes a clapping sound.
by Craig Feldspar April 15, 2024

Person 1: I just skibidi munted last night!
Person 2: your family misses you, please come back, it’s been 2 weeks…
Person 2: your family misses you, please come back, it’s been 2 weeks…
by TyphoonZach April 24, 2024

Michael Cera is straight munting!
by MuntMaxer12 February 24, 2024

Similar to regular munting, but the forces exerted are too powerful and split the bonds of reality.
This results in the shrinkification of the body being munted into mere atoms.
This results in the shrinkification of the body being munted into mere atoms.
"Dude did where did our munt victim go???"
"Sorry man i got a little excited and ended up Quantum Munting them"
"Sorry man i got a little excited and ended up Quantum Munting them"
by LordOfTheMunts March 9, 2025
