Poisoned Rat Munting

An action where 1 person proceeds to poison and kill a rat and then proceededs to munt on the rats dead corpse to get the biggest high of their life

Hey Eli I found the Dead poisoned rat want to got Poisoned rat munting?!

by Mr. Rat Gooner December 12, 2024

Munted

To do something badly or incomplete.
Too do something extremely bad.
To break something not yours

Wow that guy Munted my bong when he dropped it

by Meswein February 5, 2020

Wucked Munt

Describes anything amazing

Grant: How was your night bro?
Sam: It was wucked munt bro

by Jackmore October 6, 2008

munt buddy

A friend or acquaintance that you bring to the munting cession

Tallon: Yo Xavier do you want to be my munt buddy
Xavier: Hell yes I would love to be you munt buddy

by Master of poondunk April 5, 2024

munted

a synonym for fucked up or fucked. The word was invented in New Zealand when there was a major earthquake in Christchurch. People realized they couldn't keep saying "this is fucked as" or "everything is fucked". So they came up with "munted as" or "munted".

"this is road is munted as" or "look at that house, its munted".

you can also use it to describe someones face after a fight, "man you look munted as mate"

by mslkiwi December 27, 2011

Munt

A man cunt

Subject but not limited to men named Craig, men 5’10 or shorter, men with small hands, men that are balding but don’t bick their head, men that have never been married and are over 40 years of age, men that finish quickly and don’t return the favor, shallow men, and men that are from Connecticut.

Craig fucked me in a parking lot on our first date then got turned off the next day when he found out he wasn’t the only guy I’ve slept with on the first date. What a munt!

by Lizalini September 29, 2018

munt

The fusion of two words "mother" and "cunt" used to describe a mother's vagina that has managed to some how stay in excellent condition despite giving birth to multiple children.

"Hey ladies, have you seen Jenny's munt? I can't believe she pushed 4 children out of that thing!"

by quagmire's dad March 31, 2015