Moldem

A massive twat

Woody is such a moldem

by Sam_Atkinson_01 October 12, 2023

earth molding

Something a 37 year old guy wants to do but can't figure out how to do even though it's the only thing he likes to do for work.

"I could do a lot of different types of work but I only want to do earth molding"

by dirtysnchez June 19, 2009

minge mold

The female Equivalent of Knob cheese.

Urgh, don;t you ever wash after sex? You got serious Minge mold down there!

by The Buggermint Brady Compnay March 29, 2017

sooty mold

The mold that grows on bug dung on plants.

Don't touch that sooty mold or you may get some tenacious, gank sickness and croak.

by angst4444 October 28, 2017

Dick Mold

The fungus that grows under your foreskin when you don't clean it well.

Ben told me to slide into his DMs but he really ment his dick mold how gross he must not shower

by Me noone February 18, 2022

Rolling a moldy one

Used when you get a really bad trip from smoking a blunt

Man 1: Dude I don't feel too well after that blunt
Man 2:Oh bro were you rolling a moldy one?

by Has anyone seen my son Nemo February 27, 2019

Mr. Moldy Moss Man

A nickname for someone who is really cool. Though it may seem like an insult to others who are unaware, you can use it to show your appreciation for someone. And no, this has nothing to do with "Moss Man". Despite the MR at the start of it, this term is gender neutral.

Person A: hey do you want to go to the beach tomorrow
Person B: yeah that sounds great, as long as I can invite 'Mr. Moldy Moss Man'

by Pigeon of the Rain October 29, 2021