Michigan loctite

Rust,gunk, grime and salt all on parts of Michigan cars forming loctite or an unbreakable bond causing headaches and broken bolts. Coined by the old and grumpy mechanic Nick

Customer: how much to change brakes?
Nick: depends on how long it takes to get all that Michigan loctite off

by hollie198 September 10, 2022

Michigan Fisting

Fisting without the thumb: 4 fingers + part of the palm

For the etymology, consult a map of Michigan

"How much do you have in me?"
"We're Michigan fisting right now, babe"

by ‽‽‽‽‽ June 12, 2022

Clare, Michigan

A small town filled with either basic bitches *boys and girls*, stoners, or rednecks. In Clare, you either have mommy and daddy buy you everything, or you work and get that shit yourself. Everything that goes on in Clare depends on the seasons, just picture endless parties all the way around.

Clare, Michigan
Let's go to that party in Clare!
I'm down.

by Theonlybitch24 March 12, 2020

Michigan Microwave

The Michigan Microwave is where you wrap a baby you don’t want in tin foil and put it in the microwave.

Jim: “Hey Mike how’s the new kid”
Mike: “I had to do the old Michigan Microwave on his bitchass”

by the old dick twist April 27, 2022

Michigan Pothole

When your customer and/or employer (both typically in Michigan) collect lots of information about you and outsource scamming you to Indian call centers, local police, and the judiciary system. Typically executed over the holidays, the after math tends to drag on till the next half of the year.

Dude 1 (typically a recipient of the scam steals): Bro, how was your Christmas vacation this year? I went to Hawaii, Mexico , Arizona and Maui! I celebrated christmas with my family - I had great dinners - I had bacon and steak and cake! it was awesome!

Dude 2: It sucked man, I got stuck in a Michigan Pothole... I even peed myself in my pants on the street before I could get out...
Dude 1: ohhhh duuuuuude.... shiiiiiiit..... reallyyyyyyy??? ooooh thats toooo baaaad.... you should've gone to Hawaii, Mexico, Arizona and Maui !

by ud_i2 June 2, 2018

michigan boys

ugly af it’s very rare that you may find a hot michigan boy

eww look at those boys they looks like michigan boys

by ihateeveryonelol January 27, 2021

morenci michigan

Morenci : A back woods little city nestled in the wrist of the great state of michigan. morenci is known for its history of being absolutely insignificant for a city of 2300 people. This quiet little country town is home to many many people who love quiet lives with nothing going on around them, including life. when you ask the locals "whats the best thing about morenci?" the response is always the same "leaving". Morenci a city you will take to heart or pass right buy if you're smart.

"iIheard that if you wanna die a slow boring death you should move to morenci michigan."

by beancreeklegend April 22, 2016