Masturbaker's dozen

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016

Hit me in the curry and call me masala

This is a word that makes no sense. It is how Asian people confuse their enemies in a fight. E.g. Hey you, don't punch me in the face. Just Hit me in the curry and call me masala. Whilst their enemy is confused the Asian makes a run for it. This is a funny and confusing phrase because it makes no sense.

E.g. Bro allow me, just Hit me in the curry and call me masala.

by Mr AsianMan July 26, 2018

Mashton

a bromance between Michael Clifford and Ashton Irwin from the sexy amazing and talented band 5 Seconds Of Summer

oh look there is a Mashton moment

by 5sos August 31, 2013

Master Wayne

When you see some poor kid fall down while snowboarding and you stop right next to him/her and say:

'Do you know why we fall down Master Wayne?

So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.'

Do you know why we fall down Master Wayne?

So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.

by hiphopapottimus February 8, 2009

Mashiho

- the one and only center; known as the nation's center

The nation's center Mashiho is loved by a lot fans.

by xoxocmg April 30, 2019

mormon mashing

When a Mormon girl mounts you and proceeds to dry hump; believing that this action is the equivalent of intercourse, but really it ends with her mashing your nuts into peanut butter through 5 layers of clothing. You'd be lucky to walk away with blue balls

John thought he would get lucky on his trip to Utah, but as she got on top he was soon overtaken by intense Mormon Mashing; after hours of ball mashing, he would only be told that she had to get to bed in time for church leaving him with a sore sack and a limp.

by NotJoeSmith November 16, 2014

Joke master

He is so joky that he is the joke master.

My teacher is a joke master and is very funny.

by Bremaster007 February 24, 2021