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Douche-Lumping

1. The act of automatically assuming that a person is an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag, just because he's a white American Male. Closely associated with reverse-racism and general xenophobia, but is most often perpetuated by over-politically-correct "open-minded" white hipster girls with no marketable skills but a shitload of opinions from their community college elective courses.

2. The act of twisting or otherwise misconstruing a white American male's words to comfortably pigeonhole him into a preconceived douchebag mold.
1. A white amercian male, Upon approaching a group of average african-americans at the bar, "Hey gentleman, how are we tonight?"
Followed by the ubiquitous "MmmHmm" and other familiar dismissals.
"Ohhhhh....I get it, cause I'm white you assume I'm an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag racist. That's kind of racist in itself, don't you think? you do know I went to public schools right? Don't douche-lump me."

2. A white american male, upon approaching a group of hipster girls "Hello, you girls are looking very nice tonight, how are things going?" or something to that effect.
Responded to with "eww no thanks, bruh, take your chauvinist misogynistic racist homophobic right wing conservative pro-life thirsty ass elsewhere, we don't live to have our looks judged by your prototypical male standards, blah blah blah."
"Whoa Whoa Whoa...okay, okay, I get it...cause I don't wear skinny jeans, have gauged ears and a man-bun i must be a douche. How about you worthless dumb american girls who couldn't cook an egg start thinking for yourselves and actually contribute to society instead of working at a super-cool piercing salon and regurgitating mindless activist crap you read on your favorite blog this morning? Quit douche-lumping me."

3. White american male "That bartender cut me off, how gay is that?."
White hipster girl "oh my god you said gay, blah blah" sneers and ugly looks.
"Yeah yeah, it's 2015, not 1995, I know. Shut the fuck up, quit douche-lumping me."
by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015
mugGet the Douche-Lumpingmug.

Lump

insult: A idiot who thinks they are not gay but they are gay and when you tell them they are gay the say 'same'. they are hard of hearing and sometimes forgets how to speak english.
Sienna is a lump
by LEGO_BRICK3000 July 23, 2021
mugGet the Lumpmug.

Dump a lump

When you need to pass a stool, have a poo . Conceived by Eddie Kirwan
I’m just going to dump a lump
by Mischief Kirwan November 29, 2018
mugGet the Dump a lumpmug.

jumbo lump

Charles has a jumbo lump in his pants!
by Carrlie. June 4, 2017
mugGet the jumbo lumpmug.

smelly lump nuggets

A: Wanna buy my smelly lump nuggets?
B: Sure!
A: Really?
C: JUST GIVE HIM THE GOSH DARN MONEY
B: Fine you smelly lump nugget
C: SAY THAT AGAIN!
B: NICE TURDS COMING OUT OF HOUSE HOLES!
by McDerpz March 6, 2017
mugGet the smelly lump nuggetsmug.

lumps up

Getting really fucked up while partying. As in consuming lots of drugs & alcohol, then being awesome. Really just pulling a BMS & going bat shit crazy, it's fun really.
Holly & I are getting lumps up tonight !
by TheEroticPony April 7, 2015
mugGet the lumps upmug.

like it or lump it

another way of telling someone "whether you like it or not".
like it or lump it, IMHO the Italian Mafia should replace, at least in Quebec, the corrupt bureaucrats who let the conscruption industry spiel keep unfolding
by Sexydimma February 10, 2014
mugGet the like it or lump itmug.

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