Lump sum

This is like what it was like I got an enormous fatto freaking check and they was like do you want to be the president and I was like hell yes check me down for that don't give me a dime and then they were like okay cool.
There was a lump sum after doing Lela star in the butt, I had a lump sum and I still return to the mailbox every day, when my lump sum was finally paid I still wanted Veronica Rodriguez, if I had a lump sum right now I wouldn't have to ask for change to buy a beer.
by Nohandle@weather May 25, 2021
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Lump Sum

The first initial cum shot whence the majority of the seed is spread
Jones: "I'm telling you bro, I pulled out and threw her on her knees"

Ben: "did she complain?"

Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"

Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"

Jones: "fo show"
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billie lump

the lump that forms on ones head after being struck with a night stick.
did you see leroys billie lump?
by icehockeyricks May 09, 2010
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Love lumps

When you get socked or punched for every year you've aged in place of a gift or present. Used as a way to show affection for a loved one without being seen as mushy or soft.
My brother turned 18 today so I gave him 18 love lumps and that new Madden.
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Fat lump

An obese creature that communicates in a language of snorting and has a series of mental health problems that affect how it behaves, resulting in craziness, stupidity, and overeating.
My great great great great great great great grandma is a fat lump.
by Obese_feetofmine April 11, 2023
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Lump

To fail to have sex with a partner due to an inability to gain an erection
"Yo Joe, did you hook up with Martine last night?"
"Yeah, but I lumped her, so she was pretty upset"
by phut31 April 03, 2016
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Lumps

To inflict actual lumpage to someone's head and face
Bob needed "Lumps" for not paying me back.
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