A lizard is a person of the bisexual orientation. Lizards differentiate greatly from their fellow humans, the Kitty, the Goat, and the Ram. Some lizards will transform into kitties or goat/rams at some point in their lives.
Susan: Oh no...I really liked it when Mary was eating my vagina.
Paul: Well thats cool...that means you can still have sex with me and you can also have sex with Mary. You're the perfect little Lizard!
Paul: Well thats cool...that means you can still have sex with me and you can also have sex with Mary. You're the perfect little Lizard!
by Masterpp4u January 2, 2006
Get the Lizardmug. A promiscuous woman generally of a very skanky variety, who tends to exhibit signs of possible crotch rot that hangs around automobile shops/dealerships trying to distract mechanics from their work and have unprotected sex with them in order to fill a trailer park with their spawn and lay claim to a child support check and food stamps benefits from his hard work!!
Person A: Has anyone seen Carla lately?
Person B: Not for a while... Have you checked the shop?
Person C: That "Shop Lizard" is tying up Ron again
Person B: Not for a while... Have you checked the shop?
Person C: That "Shop Lizard" is tying up Ron again
by Cbankss January 25, 2019
Get the SHOP LIZARDmug. by BE.URBAN October 12, 2020
Get the Mud lizardmug. by thetruediscordkittenowo April 30, 2022
Get the olivier lizardmug. by Zoskian May 14, 2018
Get the Lizard Smidgenmug. A term used for a girl who is for the dorms (ftd). You can often see her on her socials posting her around multiple boys, often drinking and/or vaping.
by chadfoh1877 September 17, 2022
Get the Dorm Lizardmug. Florida Gaytor Fan: Hey, did you see Tim Tebow last night?
Average Guy: Hell No! What do i look like a fucking Lizard fan?
Average Guy: Hell No! What do i look like a fucking Lizard fan?
by Buckeye Til I Die January 5, 2008
Get the Lizard Fanmug.