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Lizard

A lizard is a person of the bisexual orientation. Lizards differentiate greatly from their fellow humans, the Kitty, the Goat, and the Ram. Some lizards will transform into kitties or goat/rams at some point in their lives.
Susan: Oh no...I really liked it when Mary was eating my vagina.

Paul: Well thats cool...that means you can still have sex with me and you can also have sex with Mary. You're the perfect little Lizard!
by Masterpp4u January 2, 2006
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SHOP LIZARD

A promiscuous woman generally of a very skanky variety, who tends to exhibit signs of possible crotch rot that hangs around automobile shops/dealerships trying to distract mechanics from their work and have unprotected sex with them in order to fill a trailer park with their spawn and lay claim to a child support check and food stamps benefits from his hard work!!
Person A: Has anyone seen Carla lately?
Person B: Not for a while... Have you checked the shop?
Person C: That "Shop Lizard" is tying up Ron again
by Cbankss January 25, 2019
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Mud lizard

A female that likes to get muddy or likes to ride in order to get muddy
by BE.URBAN October 12, 2020
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olivier lizard

olivier lizard is normally a gay person (gay means happy) who is hated by everyone and is an orphan
don’t be such an olivier lizard” they exclaimed
by thetruediscordkittenowo April 30, 2022
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Lizard Smidgen

When you use the tip of your tongue to taste something in quick succession.
During the act of thunder grundle, I accidentally lizard smidgened her thunder grundle.
by Zoskian May 14, 2018
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Dorm Lizard

A term used for a girl who is for the dorms (ftd). You can often see her on her socials posting her around multiple boys, often drinking and/or vaping.
Damn bro, you sure you want that? I heard she a Dorm Lizard.

"She for the dorms bro"
by chadfoh1877 September 17, 2022
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Lizard Fan

A Florida Gaytor Fan. Anyone who has a Gaytor as their team mascot.
Florida Gaytor Fan: Hey, did you see Tim Tebow last night?

Average Guy: Hell No! What do i look like a fucking Lizard fan?
by Buckeye Til I Die January 5, 2008
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