Levi Ackerman

the sexiest fucking beast ever created in this world. my fucking reason to live. i love this man with everything i have in me. id let him do anything to me. he wants to kill me? id let him. he thinks i’m useless and wants to feed me to a titan? rightfully so. i’ll agree with anything he says i am so deeply in love with him. if he wanted to rearrange my insides i would not hesitate to spread my legs miles apart and let his discover the deep mysteries of my vagina.

levi ackerman is so hot i’m gonna cum

by gayforzendaya January 30, 2022

levi beamish

- youtuber
- fanclubed
- on par with jonas brothers
- pretty hot dude

that guy, Levi Beamish, he's on youtube

by afterthebell's May 13, 2009

Levi Bowl

1. A chunk of bud loaded that far exceeds the original dimensions of the smoking tool.
2. A bowl that, once loaded, extends far past the lip of the bowl.

1. "Woah, he just loaded a Levi Bowl!"
2. "Awesome! A Levi Bowl!"
3. "Damn... that Levi Bowl killed me.."

by Itachi March 11, 2004

Levi Love

(V/N) An episode of dry humping during which both parties don a pair of denim jeans. The act is known for its high degree of discomfort and has been linked to severe genital scabbing.

Syn: Sparking Zippers

(In a public restroom)
Guy at urinal 1: OW!
Guy at urinal 2: What?
urinal 1: Levi Love.
urinal 2: Say no more.

by Dano Soprano October 7, 2008

Levi Ackerman

sexy

“omg look at Levi Ackerman he is so sexy.”

by hotcoolfunny January 22, 2021

Levi zone

The biggest level of simp achievable for man kind

"He has reached the levi zone"

by simplord420 March 25, 2020

Levi Ackerman

Levi Ackerman is 5’2 and kills Titans from Attack on Titan he LOVES kids not like Hisoka tho.He’s around 30 to 34 years old and he’s doing better than Shane Dawson

Levi Ackerman is doing better than Shane Dawson

by Kuroos wife 😃✌🏻 March 1, 2021