by IamLust September 8, 2021
Get the Lancemug. She hustled you out of your left kidney didnt she Lance Ballinstrong? The news told people something different, they said you overcame so many obstacles in life that people who meet you should get on their knees start sucking your dick to show you how good a job you're doing and thank you for being such an inspiration to other people who lost at least one internal organ.
by Solid Mantis January 5, 2021
Get the Lance Ballinstrongmug. When the size of the turd exceeds the allotted space within the toilet bowl. When trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it's journey.
"Damn dude, I had a serious Dancing Lance last night. It took about four flushes before it finally went down."
by toastedfresh October 26, 2017
Get the Dancing Lancemug. Hottest man Alive. Super loyal and will never leave for anybody else. He is more sexy than Ivan and luke
by Kumalala Chesta June 8, 2022
Get the Lancemug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025
Get the Lancing Out The Bracketusulyu Of Back Smackers For/////mug. This is what you call the girlfriend of a not so fratty fratboy. She is in fact more fraternal with the true brothers of the fraternity than her boyfriend. It is worth noting that a frat lance is usually blonde.
by ArianPellegrino July 12, 2019
Get the Frat Lancemug. 