by Mutate June 18, 2015
Lancing is a large unknown seaside village in West Sussex, England which consists of nothing but chavs, stoners, old people and gypsies. Everyone from Lancing fits into one of these categories and will deny it. The only thing Lancing is famous for is that it is 20 minuets away from Brighton but no one actually knows of Lancing unless you live there. You may think it’s a good idea to come to this little seaside village, but trust me, you won’t come out alive after entering Lancing, if someone asks you to meet down the Co-Op alley way, run as fast as you can and never return. There are no good shops in Lancing except a mini Asda and Co-Op which are regularly robbed by 13 year old kids who go to Sir Robert Woodard Accademy since it’s the only activity to do around here for them.
by lynnpone August 29, 2022
An activity which is funny enough that the punishment for the activity is worth the comedic value. Typically a military term.
by TheLocalBiGuy July 11, 2024
This is what you call the girlfriend of a not so fratty fratboy. She is in fact more fraternal with the true brothers of the fraternity than her boyfriend. It is worth noting that a frat lance is usually blonde.
by ArianPellegrino July 12, 2019
A 5 foot tall guy that has a switch set to over one hundred percent all the time, to where the guys on his basketball team don't really want to be around him when they're not on the court. He became forever connected to the person that injured his kidney, because he played the rest of his games with one kidney, and feom then on, could not allow himself to be under one hundred percent effort or human ever again.
Teammates of Lance Ballinstrong- Lance it's 3 am, would you knock it off, we're trying to sleep and get ready for tommorrow's game.
Lance Ballinstrong- I can't let up, I'm five feet tall, I have one kidney, and the steroids keep me up all night, I can't take any time off.
Lance Ballinstrong- I can't let up, I'm five feet tall, I have one kidney, and the steroids keep me up all night, I can't take any time off.
by The Original Agahnim July 03, 2021
A guy that gives it three hundred percent in every game, because he has only one kidney left. A guy that does more with one kidney than some people would do with 3 kidneys.
Ladies, I am five feet tall, and I have only one kidney, but that doesn't stop me from reaching my goals. Ask my team, if they want somebody to dunk the ball, they pass it to me! Boomshakalaka! My coach says I'm five foot nothing, but I got the heart of a liger, a half lion half tiger that can fly. If you doubt Lance Ballinstrong, you're a stupid faggot clown man.
by Solid Mantis April 09, 2021