Dancing Lance

When the size of the turd exceeds the allotted space within the toilet bowl. When trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it's journey.

"Damn dude, I had a serious Dancing Lance last night. It took about four flushes before it finally went down."

by toastedfresh October 26, 2017

Lance

A guy who acts straight but blows his gay emo boyfirends back out

Wow lance be gay

by IamLust September 8, 2021

lance corporal activities

The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.

Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!

by FlattenedPancake0809 May 30, 2024

Lance

The weirdest of weirdos.

"Did you see that lance was in the dumpster"

by bigtrey12345 February 1, 2022

Lance

The epitome of the word cunt. Often has delusions of grandeur that’s he’s a top bloke but is in fact the biggest piece of shit.

He’s such a Lance. You’ll want to smack him before you even meet him.

by Flatearth September 7, 2021

lance main

Lance mains in Brawlhalla have small dick energy and are faggots that practice in Faggotry and Faggotronics.

Is Joe a Lance main? Ew get away from him.

by beastmqn October 26, 2019

Lanced

1) a cyclist who is high or about to get high off marijuana.

2) a slang term used between cyclists in Los Angeles in dedication towards Lance Armstrong's successes in the tour de france while being high as fuck.

3) you can also use the words "full armstrong" for taking dabs off the skillet.

4) finishing a "tour" means smoking a blunt.

- original creator of the word lives in North Hollywood, CA. You'll see him on a sticker bombed steel frame rocking a FLIGHT CREW jersey.

1) yo, im about to go hit some LANCE.

2) ma nig, Im LANCED the fuck out.

3)where the LANCE at?

4) I'm on that FULL ARMSTRONG.

5) roll by, I'm on my 3rd TOUR.

by Obviousisme February 3, 2014