wew laddie

a phrase used by autists to exclaim they're surprise or disbelief of the situation at hand.

"That girl over there is hot as hell, WEW LADDIE!"

by wondaifthiswillmakeyourage March 18, 2017

ladder

1) A tool used to reach higher places by climbing.

2) A tool with steps, usually in a triangular shape used in climbing or reaching higher places.

3) The second in a set when used in an example.

4) Slang for a 3mg Xanex pill due to the fact that it resembles a ladder.

1) I could not reach the ceiling so I got a ladder.

2) The painter was on a ladder.

3) Mcdonalds and Burger King both have burgers but I would have to choose the ladder.

4) Damn that ladder really fucked me up.

by Da_Shit October 3, 2006

Ladding

Ladding is a new sport involving photography, which can be played by guys or girls. The aim is to take a photo of someone's crotch without them noticing. if you get a photo of someone's crotch facing you, that is a premium lad, a photo of someone's arse is an anal lad, and a photo of someone from the side is a sidal lad. To win a Ladding competition you must have a premium lad, and a good winner would be very zoomed in, or with a big bulge (for guys). The winner of a competition is called a 'Top Lad'

Person 1: Wanna do some Ladding?
Person 2: Look at this Premium Lad i got of Bob!
Person 3: Yeah, i got this one of Susie
Person 1: That's rubbish, it's only anal
Person 4: Look at this one of Brian, it's really zoomed in!
People 1,2&3: TOP LAD!

by JustAnInventorOfWords July 26, 2012

Purple Ladder

When a guy sticks his cock in between 2 guitar strings and plays a beautiful melody. His balls would go down into the big hole in the guitar.

Pinky went for a walk and did a purple ladder at the store for all to hear. He jumped in the air and broke the guitar and his cock. Poor guitar...

by Red Yowler February 25, 2008

Cunt Laddle

A man who is acting like he has a vagina.

Casey: Dude, Brian was such a Cunt laddle the other day.
Dustin: Fo sheeze bro! SUPER Cunt Laddle!!!

by Casal August 30, 2009

Jack The Laddin' It

Jack The Laddin' It; Is where a man or a woman don't want any commitment from any physical partner, they just want to have sex. It is an entirely respectable thing to employ in your life, I personally believe everybody should be Jack The Laddin' It at some point in their lives.

Steve you need to get out there with me and start "Jack The Laddin' It", mate. There's an oasis of snatch waiting for us out there on the Dance Floor!

by 90percentwater August 7, 2011

Friend Ladder

On the friends ladder your either at the bottom or the top. The bottom are the people you talk to the least, then the next step is the people you rarely speak to, the next step is the people your friendly with, the next step is the people you say hi to in the hallway but nothing else, the next step is the people you say a few words to in a day, the next step is the people you must talk to in order to make your day enjoyable, the next step is the friends that you sit with at lunch and talk to in the hallway, the next step is your best friends, the next step is your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush, the next step is the cuddle buddy/cuddle bitch and the final step is the fuck buddy (very rare to have middle school-high school)

Daniel- Oh my god did you hear that Nicole was moved up to the 8th step on Dylans friend ladder?!

Julia- Oh I know! Yesterday she was on the 2nd step! Funny how everyones friend ladder changes everyday.

by slimshadiex0 November 22, 2011