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Locker room massacre

The locker room massacre is an event that took place at Buena Park HS in the 90’s. A young man whose name rhymes with Malex PeHanda aka ADA was taken into the locker room and a toray shoved his fingers into ADAs butthole expanding it so much that he now must wear adult diapers (Depends) at all times, even at work while he sells Tupperware. Very sad!
The locker room massacre was a sad event where a manboy lost his butt to a toray!
by FactualTruth June 9, 2018
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The Locker Room Ladies

Pink pussy hat wearers
History Remembered: Trump and the Locker Room Ladies

In an infamous Access Hollywood hot mic moment, Trump expressed his amazement and dismay with the type of women that will allow famous men to fondle them just because they're famous. This criticism did not sit well with what we'll call "the locker room ladies" who in protest chose to strap on pink ski hats intended to resemble female anatomy so as to say we'll use our female anatomy however we want thank you very much and how dare you even comment on our behavior. To show just how serious they were, they then proceeded to vote for history's most famous fondler in the 2020 election. This has been history remembered.
by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023
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Locker Wine

Locker Wine is the product of leaving a piece of fruit in your locker for so long, that it begins to ferment into and smell like alcohol.
Jamie: "What is that smell?"
Jimmy: "It's just my locker wine, don't worry about it."
Jamie: "Dude wtf."
by JD_NZ December 6, 2021
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open locker

the sweet stench of smelling someone's locker being opened
"Do y'all smell that? Open locker?"
by jewishnegrobitch March 29, 2019
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Locker Room Confetti

When one shaves their pubes in a locker room and throws it over top of a surprised co-worker.
It's Ben's birthday today, this calls for some locker room confetti!
by Coondog22 July 27, 2024
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Fruit Locker

A fruit locker is a locker, usually one at school, where people put fruit, vegetables and other food items (usually from lunch) inside of a locker and leave it alone so that the food rots and creates a horrible smell.
There's a fruit locker in locker 121.
by hailst0rm133 May 17, 2023
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Locker Salsa

When you urinate blood into a locker room. Can also be used in past tense as Locker Salsaed
"Hey Paul, did you see that Locker Salsa someone did?"

"Yeah."
by GooBeanie September 21, 2021
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