lifting and laxing

When to take laxatives before you work out so you shit yourself while working out

I shit myself while lifting weights because i was lifting and laxing

by Latinx twitter chud September 6, 2025

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Lift line

Snow sports lingo for a ski trail or piste that runs below and parallel to a chairlift. Such trails/pistes often include moguls and other steep terrain, thus should someone wipe out there's a good chance people on the chairlift will shout "yard sale!".

Did you see that kid tear it up on the lift line? There's a good chance we'll be seeing him in the Olympics someday!

by Gear_jammin_frank April 14, 2019

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A Lift Full of Milk

A mouth entirely filled with baby gravy.

We’d gone to the bogs between the main course and pudding arriving, and I’d filled her gob to the brim with love custard. Unfortunately the down button didn’t work, so she had a lift full of milk, and when the doors opened the carpet got drenched. Had to sit there with a flood of jizz on her top for the rest of the meal. I ordered a cheeseboard and some coffees, too.

by Pete’s A December 9, 2023

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Trickle-down lifting

Only doing upper body in the hopes that your legs will get stronger from carrying that extra mass around.

Did you see Jake? He's lifting upper body five days a week with this new trickle-down lifting plan... I can't tell if it's working, because he's wearing pants.

by Defensivend May 31, 2015

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