Lance Boyer

Yo lance boyer is a lit as bitch. period. no questions. Just a crazy motherfucker that brings a party anywhere

Yo let's pull a lance boyer up in here

by ItssYeBoiii October 19, 2018

lance larock

A large wild animal. Often found in northern wisconsin. Commonly known for sticking things in its ass, and mates with close relatives. Often times they abandon their young, only to adopt other creatures as young, as long as the mother has an income ( sticks berries or rocks.) the life expectancy is not known but known to be short due to its inability to support itself. Do not approach if seen your butthole will be in danger

I saw a lance larock fornicating its cousin

That lance larock stuck a whole tree stump up its bum!

I thinkthe lance larock tried to stick it in my arse, but i couldn't tell.

by 3.14spacecase July 17, 2018

Lance

Is a potato and causes all your problems. He is a very humorless guy and loves to bake but always burns the house down.

“ Lance! I smell smoke! Are you cooking again!?”

by ThouShallNeverKnow January 29, 2019

Lance Locsin

Hes great at almost every sport there is in the planet, but mostly football (soccer). He is very family oriented. He is very smart and good to be with a girl who plays football, mostly the ones that are mature. He also is a straight A+ student.

Aroan: Have you seen the guy with the name locsin in his jersey? Hes so good at football.
David: I know dude, I feel like she likes a girl. idk her tho....
Aroan: I want to be him dude.

David: I stalked him his name is lance locsin

by messi0912 September 28, 2018

Frat Lance

This is what you call the girlfriend of a not so fratty fratboy. She is in fact more fraternal with the true brothers of the fraternity than her boyfriend. It is worth noting that a frat lance is usually blonde.

“Oh look, it’s frat lance, she’s so much frattier than normal Lance”

by ArianPellegrino July 12, 2019

Lance

A emo who sweats doing everything

Person 1-Bro I finished the dishes in 5 minutes!

Person 2- You're such a lance

by Lakshan July 23, 2019

Lance

If you name is Lance your absolute garbage. Your trash at instruments, school, and being athletic. If your name is Lance why are even born. You disgrace to humanity.

Wow Lance is trash

by Lance’sRequiem November 6, 2019