Kool Chevrolet

A car dealership where they only thing worse than their deals, are their salesmen. All of them are some noodlehead lookin asses who try and sell you Amish buggies. All the cars's carpets match the drapes, just like the dealers. I got worked over by their deals, so badly, that I thought I was at ram ranch. If you're looking for a car, the main dealership is located in Centreville, MI. The only thing I've heard to come out of that town, are perverted math teachers.

At Kool Chevrolet, one of the salesmen tried to touch my ween.

by Madi_loves_fire_crotch March 31, 2019

Kool Aid Man

Jim Jones, a cult leader who made his followers drink poisoned "kool aide" and they died.

Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones

Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!

Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious

Kai: I am the kool aid man

Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.

Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up

Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.

Winter: *Gives stank eye*

by Sksksksksksss September 1, 2019

Kool Aid Man

Jim Jones, a cult leader who made his followers drink poisoned "kool aide" and they died.

Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones

Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!

Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious

Kai: I am the kool aid man

Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.

Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up

Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.

Winter: *Gives stank eye*

by Sksksksksksss September 1, 2019

kool-aid packets

shit that you snort and then go "OHHHHHH YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Friend: hey you want to snort some kool-aid packets?

me: OHHH YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!

by lomon snorts kool-aids packets September 4, 2019

Kool-Aid smile

A long, deep, curving cut across the lower half of the face made by a razor or knife as a calling card by a rival gang or serial killer.

All the victims were found slumped over in their chairs, all blood having been drained through the killer's mark of a Kool-Aid smile.

by FreddyButt June 6, 2019

kool aid tears

The holy tears of the kool aid man himself. Has regenerative properties and can even reanimate the dead!

Mr. Peanut was brought back from the dead by those kool aid tears

by Kakakyro February 3, 2020

Kool Cirby

One of Gamejolts many Artist and Shitposters. He makes low tier art but is seen as a nice guy. He Simps for no one and so far has failed every No Nut November.

Dang, Imma finna follow Kool Cirby

by CirbyLust October 27, 2020