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Toaster Knifing

A sexual act where you carefully insert pop its fireworks into a condom you are wearing, so that when you stick you dick in, it causes them to all explode from the pressure against them. Much like the explosion created by jamming a knife into a toaster
Person: “Me and my girlfriend tried toaster knifing last night. It was painful but she says she wants to do it again
by Stupidtiredidiotmoron October 29, 2022
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Get The Knife

The most recommended tip in the hard-as-balls video game Ghosts N' Goblins for the NES.
The term "Get The Knife" is from AVGN.
AVGN: Anyone who wants to get far in this game, my rules are: 1. Get The Knife. 2. Get The Knife. 3. GET THE KNIFE.
by Renewings May 4, 2022
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Subtle Knife

The Subtle Knife is a book written by Phillip Pullman and is the second installment in the series his Dark Materials.
In the series the Subtle Knife is a knife used to cut "windows" or "doors" to other worlds
the Subtle Knife is also known by the Greek name Æsahættr which translates into English as "God Destroyer" or Teleutaia makhaira which translates to "the last knife"
No known material was able to resist the knife, although it was breakable, should the wielder attempt to use it whilst thinking about a person they loved. It was the belief of certain individuals that this was because the knife was incapable of cutting through love.
He used the Subtle Knife to cut through worlds.
by PiecesOfApril November 17, 2020
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Knife the watermelon

A task so easy that even 9 year olds playing COD could do it.
Student 1:Wow that quiz was easy
Student 2:Yeah it was almost like having to Knife the watermelon

Student 1:What?
by Tyf555 March 16, 2021
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knife twister

One who kicks another while they are down. A person who latches onto another's insecurities and makes them feel worse.
Did you hear what Brittany said to that homeless guy about his life sucking - that was a real knife twister.

Man, Brittany is a real knife twister.
by Giles Rich April 30, 2011
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Mack the knife

To sneakily surprise your significant other while they are sleeping by suddenly stabbing your penis into their anus at night. Quick, Efficient, and sneaky, just like the real Mack The Knife
“I heard Andrew he pulled a Mack the knife on his girlfriend Jenny Diver to surprise her”
by Dr retard September 4, 2022
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gents knife

An abbreviated version of gentleman's knife
A gents knife should be non threatening-looking, small and classy enough to not look out of place in an office and with formal attire.

A rule of thumb for blade length of a gents knife is less than three inches (as to not scare the sheeple)
by caranpaima April 2, 2012
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