Kiwi man

A man who is self observed and things they give there a "god" at sex, may also have a kiwi shaped head

He acting like a real kiwi man, he can't even find the clit

by Bavkpavk181818 January 15, 2021

Kiwi

A dark haired man with short head and facial hair resembling a kiwi fruit

You are such a cute kiwi, I want to stroke your head

by MinnieGenie January 6, 2020

Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit.

“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny I prepared 3 dirty kiwis earlier”

by Eggie Benis November 22, 2023

Kiwi

Hairy arse

Ew look at that kiwi

by whiptitoficial May 6, 2022

Kiwi Treatment

When one sucks a male's testicles and there is hair on them. This has a similar texture to a kiwi.

He asked me to give him the Kiwi Treatment last night, I was drunk enough to do it.

by puterhead March 26, 2017

Kiwi

The ACTUAL inventors of pavlovas.

Uhhhh, kiwis are usually seen at the dairy or in new zealand, both basically the same.

Person: Australians invented pavlova
Kiwis:NO YA FUKIN GRUNT YOU WET AS SOCK.

by Vassie_thy_meme_god October 28, 2019

Kansas Kiwi

It's when the gerbil (or other small mammal) crawls back out of the rectum

"So when the Kansas kiwi...you know... is it dry and crusty when it emerges?"
"No. No, it's wet."

by Paintbait August 8, 2020