kit dick

Extreme penis shrinkage cause by a combination of cycling shorts and the seat

After a long ride Larry noticed he was suffering from kit dick when he couldn't find his junk

by BrownsvilleBob May 17, 2016

Contractor's Kit

While most people would think that a contractor's kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. The real Contractor's Kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a Smith and Wesson with one bullet as a backup. Usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circumstances.

ex. 1. "Hey Joey you wanna go to that party over that broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."

ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?

by Contractor Craig November 9, 2008

Full Twat Kit

Someone who has a shaved head, earrings/body piercings and a load of tattoos.

Look at him. Did he go into a shop and ask for the FTK (Full Twat Kit)?

by mikesmate June 9, 2010

Milwaukee Kit Kat

Taking a shit onto the bed and having the girl cut it into four pieces with her tongue. Once it's in four pieces, insert each piece one by one into her vagina. Then, eat her out with the pieces inside of her.

It wasn't flavorful when I ate her out, so we tried a Milwaukee Kit Kat.

by WhoreBag89 August 14, 2017

kit

female genitals

equivalent to the word dick

dude! you just kicked me in the kit

umm that shouldent hurt...

oh yeah...

by dumpa February 18, 2011

Kit-Kat

Putting chocolate on one's dick before receiving oral sex

Yo this girl gave me a great Kit-kat when I was a Chet's party

by bgihg3hg October 27, 2010

Start up kit

When a woman, or guy, uses someone for their money or a good night out.

Start up kit: Take them out to dinner etc etc...At some point when they are all liquored up and full, they leave you at the end of the night hanging..They then go over to their lover house and spend the rest of the evening after you flipped the bill and did them right.

by ASBY October 23, 2009