Al Qaeda Kickstand

When a suicide bomber accidentally detonates explosive device, during action of getting his dirty terrorist penis serviced glory hole style......in a local shithole bar restroom.

"Psychologically destroyed Woman found violently choking in the restroom of a local shithole bar, after known terrorists' drunken bombing schinaniagans leaves him totally fucked and one severed and extremely dirty penis jammed down the groaning crackheads throat". Crowning the "Al Qaeda kickstand", as the most unique way to send some crazy bitch to the looney bin, in 2018.

by Seezar Sewickley April 24, 2018

I'm kicking my ass

DO YOU MIND?

Guy 1: kicks his own {Ass} in the washroom
Guy 2 : what are ya doing/
Guy 1: {I'm kicking my ass} DO YOU MIND!?

by [e-mail] September 15, 2020

national kid kicking day

on the 10th of October, kick the kid u hate the most
yes u can kick ur little sibling

kid: hey-
you: *kicks kid*
kid: OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
you: its national kid kicking day stupid
them: ohhh

by u rlly hate that child dont u? October 7, 2021

One legged but kicking contest

Butt sex prison style

My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest

by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025

Flip The Kickstand

To get hard before going to bed so you don’t fall out of bed

Person 1: “dude, I roll out of bed in my sleep sometimes”.

Person 2: “dude, Just flip the kickstand”.

by MouazThenAndNow June 14, 2025

Have you tried kicking him in the grapes?

The first thing you should ask to someone who is being harassed by a man.

Have you tried kicking him in the grapes?

by yrgh October 4, 2025