Keener

An individual that consumes a large portion of their life dedicated to schoolwork yet still has the time and desire to party in moderate amounts.

I'm not a nerd; I'm just a keener sometimes -- love keeping up with readings, finishing assignments early and start studying for test 3 weeks before it.

by Ancah January 7, 2010

Kiefer

Flipping a large vehichle 180 degrees ending in a crash, usually with a car, boat, or skateboard. Often a result of reckless driving.

Dude dude you see that? He totally just Kiefered his car.

by Dirknath January 8, 2009

Beast Keeper

The very fine girl who is allways hanging out with an ugly chicks

Paris Hilton is a Beast Keeper!

by che cazzo vuoi December 4, 2010

Kiefer Sutherland

A bowl of weed packed with some amount of kief on top of it. Can range from a light sprinkling to a liberal layering of the lovely powdery substance.

Time to smoke a Kiefer Sutherland.

by kuunwoon11 September 10, 2007

Promise Keepers

A pan-denominational Christian men's organization, the Promise Keepers frightened liberals during the 1990's by their public commitment to being better fathers and husbands and more sincere Christians.

You're not really going to let your husband and son go to that Promise Keepers rally, are you?

by Gahmuret June 29, 2006

keeper

Defines a turd that resists flushing...it is still in the bowl after a flush, hence a keeper.

"Hey, come check out my keeper!"

by edawg999 November 1, 2006

zoo keeper

the act of gathering various pets or animals and placing them in your bed while you bang your girlfriend -> may result in various scratches all over your body

charicter one: - i pulled a zoo keeper last night
friend: - really? how was it?
charicter 1: - it was going well untill my girlfriend found out it was the dog licking her and not me

by dan and eric September 26, 2006