Karen

Karen was born between 1982-1993. She drives a silver 2003 Volvo and uses two parking spots. Her hair is either a pixie cut or a bowl cut and is usually combed to one side. Karen is between slightly overweight to obese because she bullies fast-food managers into giving her free food. Typically this is done by threatening to report them for racism. Karen has two sons and a daughter, named Tim, Hunter and Elizabeth. Both sons are violent and out of control. They throw tantrums when they don't get a 240g bag of lollies because Karen needs to use the coupons to buy nappies for her princess. Karen will make her either suffering or equally as awful husband change Elizabeth, of course because she doesn't want to wipe a shitty asshole. Elizabeth's breathing is noisy because Karen refuses to believe that Elizabeth is allergic to the undercooked eggs she forced her to eat this morning. Karen will have a fit when told that the coupons expired in 2014 and even if it was valid, she was still quite short of money due to the full sugar cokes, cigarettes and huge bags of junk food. "Fuck the sugar tax", Karen moans. "Bring me your manager! I'm gonna get you fired!" She yells at the sobbing teen behind the counter. The manager bans Karen from the store as bystanders call the police, video her and post it on social media, or starts typing up the story on r/entitledparents. Karen is forced outside in handcuffs as her kids are brought home by her husband.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.

"I'm breaking up with you, so you should give me half your things!"
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."

fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 5, 2021

Karen

A hot-headed vegan women. Mostly likely has divorced her husband. Single, anti-vax mom. Will always ask to speak to the manager at a store when something is slightly below par. Has short dirty blonde hair and took the kids. Takes her sons to soccer every week. Looks like she is aged in her mid 30's to mid 40's. Not fat but not fit either. Wears ugly casual clothes.

Tim: "watch out Tom, Karen wants to speak to the manager"
Tom: "Isn't she a vegan?"

by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019

Karen

Middle-aged white woman, 10/10 will take the kids

-Please, Karen, just let me see them, they are my kids too.

by HighVoltage2002 December 27, 2018

Karen

Karen comes in after the divorce just to take the kids her and her bob cut want to speak to your manager because her food turned lukewarm because she left it instead of eating it

Karen is a bitch who took the kids

by I hate Karen January 7, 2019

Karen

Karen is a person who threatens to shoot their neighbors for playing with fireworks and then goes to the police with white woman tears when they get upset about being spoke to that way.

Karen just threatened my life and then dialed 911 when I said, "hey f*ck you, Karen." Karen is a b*tch.

by JaVonni Brustow June 26, 2020

Karen

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The Karen asked for free AirPods at the Apple Store because she can't afford them.

by KeyLobster76217 July 22, 2020

Karen

A white woman who finds themselves feeling uncomfortable when black people are in the vicinity. This unease often translates into an innate need to assert themselves on black people that they perceive to be doing wrong.

Karen's entitled white fragility often leads to her threatening to call the police on black people for inconsequential matters.

Karen is threatening to phone the police on a black child for selling lemonade for charity.
2 little black girls are selling lemonade for charity.
Karen - "This is private property. *Dials 911*. I feel really threatened right now, there are two assailants in the vicinity. Send a pack of cars right now."

by Haricots July 22, 2020