Karen

Karen is total fucking bitch. Her husband wants to leave her but he is in constant death threat. This why he is constantly working outside in the yard. She wears 80s workout gear just to show off her saggy ass and creepily big unflumtuous rack. Everyone knows how she’s total fucking whore bitch ass nigga in any kinda store. Literally no one likes Karen except for Jennifer and Jill who secretly scissor during book club. They’re not smooth about it. Karen fucking shave your legs it’s been two months. Her bonions are popping out of her skin. Walmart is her best and worst friend. No explanation needed.

“Fucking stfu Karen no one likes u”

by Jaquan’s Glock November 24, 2021

karen

annoying and close minded middle aged woman

“that woman is such a karen!”

by lifesupp0rt July 9, 2021

Karen

A hot-headed vegan women. Mostly likely has divorced her husband. Single, anti-vax mom. Will always ask to speak to the manager at a store when something is slightly below par. Has short dirty blonde hair and took the kids. Takes her sons to soccer every week. Looks like she is aged in her mid 30's to mid 40's. Not fat but not fit either. Wears ugly casual clothes.

Tim: "watch out Tom, Karen wants to speak to the manager"
Tom: "Isn't she a vegan?"

by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019

Karen

Middle-aged white woman, 10/10 will take the kids

-Please, Karen, just let me see them, they are my kids too.

by HighVoltage2002 December 27, 2018

Karen

Karen comes in after the divorce just to take the kids her and her bob cut want to speak to your manager because her food turned lukewarm because she left it instead of eating it

Karen is a bitch who took the kids

by I hate Karen January 7, 2019

Karen

Smart, devoted mother, great cook and artist. Savy real estate agent. Queen of organization. Beloved Aunt of little Buddy. Here’s to Karen. May she continue to amaze us all!

Karen is amazing

by Buddy’s mom December 25, 2018

Karen

"Karen" is a name used for middle aged women. These women are usually rude and bitchy. They like to blame everyone else but themselves for everything. They like to fabricate things and complain to the manager.... Only to be told they're in the wrong and then kick off, angrily.
They also like to start on other innocent people, like in parks when a child gets injured and Karen explodes. They are also Entitled Parents. They like to embarrass their kids

Karen: I cant afford to pay for my food shopping, this is your fault!!! I want to talk to the manager! 😠 *glaring at the cashier*
*cashier gets manager*
Manager: It's not our fault you can't shop within your means. Please leave the shop
*Karen throws hissy fit*

by BeRealAboutIt November 11, 2019