Karen

Please date me.

-Karen

by howdareyouopposememortal October 14, 2020

Karen

a fucking dumbass that cant take a fucking joke so she calls the cops for no fucking reason and cancels random people because why not

yo is that a fucking karen? Yes it is

by hamoodhabibi October 27, 2020

Karen

A hot-headed vegan women. Mostly likely has divorced her husband. Single, anti-vax mom. Will always ask to speak to the manager at a store when something is slightly below par. Has short dirty blonde hair and took the kids. Takes her sons to soccer every week. Looks like she is aged in her mid 30's to mid 40's. Not fat but not fit either. Wears ugly casual clothes.

Tim: "watch out Tom, Karen wants to speak to the manager"
Tom: "Isn't she a vegan?"

by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019

Karen

Middle-aged white woman, 10/10 will take the kids

-Please, Karen, just let me see them, they are my kids too.

by HighVoltage2002 December 27, 2018

Karen

Karen comes in after the divorce just to take the kids her and her bob cut want to speak to your manager because her food turned lukewarm because she left it instead of eating it

Karen is a bitch who took the kids

by I hate Karen January 7, 2019

Karen

b i t c h

The Karen asked for free AirPods at the Apple Store because she can't afford them.

by KeyLobster76217 July 22, 2020

Karen

a salty middle-aged white woman in her mid-40s, driving either a Volvo, Mercedes, or Cadillac, has 2 or 3 kids, wears acrylic nails all the time, has the trademark haircut. Has an "I own everything attitude" and if she or her demon spawn don't get what they want, they go off and sue.

a Karen demanded my phone today because her son is so much smarter than me
bruh watch out for the Karen

by Dr. no u April 22, 2020