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juggalo's paradize

A place where the mentally retarded go to feel intelectually superior.
juggalo: yo when I die im goin to shangri-la, it's a juggalo's paradize fo sho. Its rizzle dizzle fo shizzle.
IQ examiner: You thick shit!
by Captain Sweatpants July 13, 2004
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Juggies

Incredibly short jean shorts that a female wears to show off her butt and legs, often resembling the adult version of the jean diapers for babies.
Guy 1: Damn, that girl has some nice looking short jean shorts!
Guy 2: Hell yeah, I wish she would let me into those juggies!

Woman 1: Wow, that girl does not need to be wearing those shorts. What would her momma say?
Woman 2: Yeah, not every girl can pull off a pair of juggies.
by McFigs July 28, 2010
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juggalisious

damn that girl is juggalisious.
by Andrew Roshel October 5, 2008
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free juggin

when a woman neglects to wear any sort of undergarment supporting her breasts
"Did you see Susie today?! She was totally free juggin' it!"
by MasterBaete January 22, 2008
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Juggalo Hater

A sane, productive member of society who deals with their problems rather than sit around and complain about how the man is keeping them down.

Juggalo Haters tend to have decent taste in music; music with well-thought out, meaningful lyrics and melodies. This typically accompanies positive messages therein. In addition to their superior musical preferences, haters also tend to have well-paying jobs (lawyers, doctors, politicians, ect.) because they decided it would be prudent to do their work in school and apply themselves in life. Haters also typically make it a point to avoid trouble with the law.

Contrary to Juggalos, Juggalo Haters embrace education, intelligence, literacy, and rational thought processes. Haters can also distinguish between a hatchet and a meat cleaver.
Juggalo Hater: Nice meat cleaver, man! I've been looking everywhere for one like that!

Juggalo gets belligerent at this statement and calls his nearby friends to help him jump the hater because everyone knows Juggalos can't fight one-on-one. Juggalo Hater gets badly beaten, hit with meat cleaver, and is left for dead. Hater is a doctor and so he is able to stabilize the wound after the Juggalos leave until help arrives. Juggalo Hater survives and hires a Juggalo Hater lawyer, pressing charges for multiple felonious offenses. Juggalos get sent to prison.

Juggalos: :(

Juggalo Hater: :D

Juggalo Hater goes on to live a full, successful life while the Juggalos rot in prison and become Bubba's new favorite fuckdoll.
by Herpedsohardyouderp May 3, 2011
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juggied

One who shits their pants on accident while driving their car.

Pronounced: jug-eed.
Oh shit, I just juggied on my way to work!
by stacers7 November 22, 2011
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b'jugguns

Vuluptuous breasts that inspire awe.
That bitch was wearing such a low cut halter top that her b'jugguns were spilling out – and I liked it.
by Shtephizzle September 13, 2008
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